CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, October 2, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Hello, Joey, glad you could make it. Mikey, good to see you. Donald shakes Mikey’s hand. Bill, glad you’re here. Mike, looking well. Mike says, Thank you, Sire. Donald follows them into the conference room off the Oval and shuts the door. He says, Okay. We got Rudy and Pat on one speaker. Jare and my Baby Doll are on the other. Mike says, Sire, I don’t know why you want to see me. I’ve had really nothing to do with any of it. Donald says, In due time. I wanna hear from Joey here first, Okay, because Joey knows what the fuck he’s doing. Joey? Joey says, Yeah, thanks boss. So we got the old Taj team working. Donald says, Good. Joey says, Yeah. We tracked the snitch to DC, okay, the DC area, okay. Definitely around here somewhere. Donald says, Okay. Good. Joey says, So we’ve ramped up a door to door and already got it narrowed to somewhere within zip codes 20001 to 20599. The boys are working hard, boss. We’ll find him. Mike says, Really, Magnificence, I’ve got nothing to contribute here and Mother needs to phone from the LV spa where she’s joined our pastor’s Lost Cause Soul Crusade. Donald says, Hold on for a minute. Mikey? Mikey says, Well, we’ve informed everyone in the department that nobody talks to anybody without prior authorization in writing. Nobody’s going to push us around. Bill and I are talking about possible arrest scenarios. Bill, you want to lay it out? Bill says, Sure. There is a pause. Donald looks over at Bill expectantly. Bill says, Well we’ve talked this through pretty thoroughly. And we think we should just run a dragnet and arrest all of em. You’ve got a bunch of these rogue committees, okay. They are lawless. They are running wild. Donald says, MS13? Bill says, It’s possible. Too damn risky to let it go. We’re thinking we move with simultaneous arrests across the District, Northern Virginia, Maryland. We roll em all up at once. Mike says, We’ve got the facilities to handle em. We may be a little shorthanded on processing, but that just means they wait longer in the holding pens before they disappear into the system. Mike says, Sire, Mother is going to call in a few minutes. Donald says, Okay. Now let’s be clear. Did you or did you not travel to Poland for me. Mike says, Of course. Donald says, And didn’t you discuss the aid appropriation and the decision I’m going to make? And didn’t you express my expectations and the expectations of the American people about corruption? Mike says, Yes, of course. Donald says, Bill! Bill says, Yes sir. Donald says, Bill go into the utility room and bring out the bucket of tar, will ya. Bill says, You got it boss. Donald turns to Mike, who is looking very, very white, and says, Let me tell ya something, okay. You been tarred. We’re about to have the little ceremony, okay. You’ve been tarred like all the rest of em. Now you play ball, right? You play ball or things are gonna take a turn for the worse at home. Bill returns with the bucket of tar. He says, Here it is, Boss. Donald says, Dump it on the fucker, will ya. Just dump the whole thing. And listen up everybody. You all been tarred, okay. Every last one of ya. You stick close to me and nobody gets hurt. Stick close and you’ll keep what ya got, the offices, the servants, the dough. Fuck up and all of that goes away. Okay? Is there anything anybody doesn’t understand? The room is silent. Bill stands behind Mike with the bucket. Donald says, Dump it. – Wednesday, October 2, 2019