CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, November 27, 2019)
Posted on November 27, 2019
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Because of severe distruptions, CSI: American Carnage will not appear this morning. A number of Patriot Farmers are engaged in a “Tractor Protest,” clogging I-95 and other major arteries, and fires are raking the Santa Barbara area. Severe cold is poised to blanket Sister Bay and wet regions south of Door County, and a bomb cyclone will make driving difficult in the Seattle area. The president has issued a statement that he has a “gorgeous chest.” We regret any inconvenience. The Editors