CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, May 27, 2020)
WASHINGTON – The mold has now almost completely filled the rear of the Executive Lounge, held back only by the bulging polycarbonate shield built by Hector back in the day when such projects were boldly embraced and flawlessly executed, more or less. The reek is overpowering. Hector has sealed all joints with great smears of Loctite, now hardened, but still the stench fills the suite with the fragrance of decaying waste relentlessly corrupted. Donald pays no attention. He grabs a handful of poppers, knocking a cup from the side table. He says, This is has gone beyond where it should. Stephen says, Absolutely. Donald says, They are trying to muzzle, like with a mask, the president of the United States. They are trying to censor me. They can’t hide all the voter frauds, the illegals, the M13s in the post office, throwing the R votes into the garbage. It’s all on the security cameras. Stephen says, They are completely dishonest. Donald says, When I make a simple statement, they wipe it out. @Twitter is now interfering in the 2020 Presidential Election. They are saying my statement on Mail-In Ballots, which will lead to massive corruption and fraud, is incorrect, based on fact-checking by Fake News CNN and the Amazon Washington Post. Twitter is completely stifling FREE SPEECH, and I, as President, will not allow it to happen! Stephen finishes his french fry and says, No. Absolutely not. They are cannibals and will die eating each other, like the Mantis Brothers. Donald, cinching his wrapper and wiping some ketchup from his sleeve, says, They think they can pin Carolyn’s disappearance on me, they think nobody’s gonna check, and now the twitter says she was pregnant. She was not pregnant! I didn’t have anything to do with it. I even got Bernie Kierik, one of the great police chiefs in the world, to try and find her! Because the parents, who live somewhere, got their panties all bunched up and wanted to know where she was. Bernie says she wasn’t nowhere. That’s completely true. But now the liars are saying I grabbed her soft, smooth neck and strangled her with my hands, which is not true. IT IS A LIE! Her pussy, maybe, because she probably kept shoving it my face, like they all do. I didn’t know her. I never heard of her. Ask Bill, you wanna know. Stephen picks up another fry from the floor beneath the side chair. He says, Of course it’s false. You would never do that. Donald says, Obama was sniffing around, I can tell you that. Obama and his big buddy Psycho Joe. Bernie says, The cops didn’t look into it, even though it was well known at the time Obama was around and Psycho Joe and Crazy Mika were looking for blood. They found it and now they want to turn it around and blame me. It’s not gonna work. I did not murder Carolyn Gombell or her crazy roommate, and not even her loony parents blame me. These people will go lower than worms, but it won’t work, Steverino, it won’t work, because there’s lots of dirt in the ground, lots. – Wednesday , May 27, 2020