CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, May 20, 2020)
WASHINGTON — Mike looks around the conference table and sees that most secretaries are present. He says, Anyone seen Ben? Doesn’t he know there’s a cabinet meeting? Wilbur says, He was heavily engaged in the lounge. Henry, can you check on Ben? Henry says, Sir, he has a Do Not Disturb sign on his door. Wilbur says, Alright. Mike, Ben’s delayed. Mike says, Let’s proceed. The president will be down after he finishes his morning briefing. Elaine? Elaine says, Thanks, Mike. We’re moving ahead with the transfer of the $67 million to Mitch in Boone County. Mitch has created a super project there and his application for department funds was outstanding. We believe this is the best place for our money, and we helped the Boone County folks whip their application into shape. This is a critical part of our Kentucky push, we’re looking to spend maybe $100 million in strategic projects and Mitch thinks it should change some minds come November. Mike says, Okay. The president will be very pleased. Mike? Mike says, Well we are moving ahead with our arms-for-peace project with the Saudis. MBS is very happy with it, particularly the LaZrOrb. We’ve moved about $110 billion in peace-keeping weaponry so far and we are told that Yemen is now responding to Saudi peace efforts. It’s a great thing to see the US and its allies suppress hostilities in regions all over the planet. There is a global need for our product, and the president is a visionary who understands that product must be sold to those who want to use it or can be shown how important the product is to achieve whatever it is they want to achieve. I should say that the Crown Prince has green-lighted another $125 billion. He is willing to proceed and we are too. Plus, I have to say, the embassy is grateful for all the dry cleaning we’ve had done. Those robes are apparently difficult to manage from the dirt perspective. Mike chuckles. The president has some favorite cleaners, which I think he will talk about when he gets here. Mike says, John? John says, We are getting to the bottom of many separate activities. They are coming together nicely. I don’t want to get into too many details in this setting, but I can say that they clearly did it. They did it with direction from the top. We’ve just unveiled an email that shows Rice, Obama, and Biden met in January 2017 and discussed the perfectly innocent clandestine phone calls that General Flynn had undertaken with Kislyak. Obama — with Biden right there! – told Comey to keep an eye on it. We are talking smoking gun, Mike. Smoking gun. And if I might say there are many discussions going on, right now, about the influence of the FDA on HCQ and whether that is aimed at undermining POTUS. The enemy within. There are dates and numbers being analyzed. I can’t say anymore. Mike says, I understand. We will discuss later. Pat? Pat says, We’ve lined up access by preferred vendors for the $2 trillion and we’ve got the $3 trillion under control. Target recipients have been informed already. Enough said. Mike says, Under the president’s leadership. Outstanding. I think that deserves a round of applause. Put them together everybody. Pat has done the job. The cabinet claps. Mike says, Alex? Alex says, We are in the spotlight, as you know, and we have performed. There is no big top too big for us. We have moved to seize what we need and deal it off to the private sector for resale in the regular channels. The Command Center in AC has been extremely helpful, which will please the president, I’m sure. We have identified a number of new revenue streams, including the pills and we have convinced potential competitors that they should move out of the business. Mike says, Excellent. Excellent. The president is very supportive, as you know, which he will communicate when he gets here. His leadership is what counts. – Wednesday, May 20, 2020.