CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, June 5, 2019)
SHANNON – Donald slumps in the VibroRecliner in the VIP lounge at Shannon. John-Boy, he says, the Fake News™ is going all out. First they trot out the washed up psycho, but we took care of her. Forced her to be honest. She’s got the dementia, believe me. The doctors all say, and she steals food now. Which is fine, okay, but don’t fuck with me. All the Brits turned out. Massive. But rhe big crowds, which the Corrupt Media hates to show, were those that gathered in support of the USA and me. They were big & enthusiastic as opposed to the organized flops!. If the totally Corrupt Media was less corrupt, I would be up by 15 points in the polls based on our tremendous success with the economy, maybe Best Ever! If the Corrupt Media was actually fair, I would be up by 25 points. John-Boy says, Easily. Donald closes his eyes. He says, Nevertheless, despite the Fake News™, we’re doing great! And the Brits know were doing great. Where the fuck is this mick so-called leader who couldn’t bother to come to the great town of Doonbuggy. Couldn’t be bothered. We got jobs for the whole fucking town and brought in some Turks to boot. Nobody digs dirt like a Turk, you know. John-Boy says, We can lock the Turks up later. Donald doesn’t respond. Donald says, Where the fuck is what’s his name, the Irish president? Get me some Coke? How long are we gonna be here? John says, the Prime Minister, Leo Varadkar. Donald says, That’s not a snapper name. John says, The Iranians are moving missiles into launch position, I hear from sources. Donald says, Fuck them. We’re gonna starve em out. We’re gonna slap tariffs on em. John-Boy says, We don’t trade with them at all. Donald says, We’re gonna slap tariffs on anybody who trades with Iran, and also Mexico, and that includes Cryin’ Chuck Schumer who thinks I am bluffing with respect to putting Tariffs on Mexico. What a Creep. He would rather have our Country fail with drugs & Immigration than give Republicans a win. But he gave Mexico bad advice, no bluff! And he loves Iran and the moolahs. Fuck him. The first thing is to get the Brits away from the Eurotrash. They gotta put everything on the table, like that guy asked me. Do you think Mr. President that the NHS needs to be on the table in a future trade talk. Look, I think everything with a trade deal is on the table. When you — when you’re dealing in trade, everything is on the table — so, NHS or anything else. There are a lot — a lot more than that. But everything will be on the table, absolutely. Okay. Then they get all pissy. Ooo he wants to barter away the health. I told Piers, I never said that. I don’t see it being on the table. And the health? What’s that got to do with the table? Where the fuck is this O’Vavavoom? He thinks I can wait all fucking day? – Wednesday, June 5, 2019