CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, June 26, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Come on in, come on in, sit, sit on the chair, the chairs, Donald tells Jordan and Saager who are entering the Oval for an interview. Donald fidgets. He explains the fake. He brushes off the Iran stuff, because, you know, the moolahs, they’ll deal, they always deal, and the Congress always fucks it up, but you gotta keep them around because the fake always wants to know, what about Congress what about Congress. What fake won’t admit is that Congress is for loosers. Fake loves loosers, for sure. Sir, says Jordan, you’ve been accused of running concentration camps on the border. Donald thinks, Oh here we go, the fake meets the fake. Donald says, Well, they are much better than that. But I think that um, I, I think it’s a disgrace where people are bringing up, you know, you’re talking about children, children are being used. They’re being used in many cases as slaves. They’re being bid out to the highest bidder, and we’re talking about the cartels. And it’s a horrible thing happening to children. And if the Democrats were willing to change loopholes and change asylum, we could end it immediately. So I’ve had to go Mexico, and they gave us something that they were never willing to give us. Now you know, I understand why they did it, but they did it nevertheless, and they’re doing a very, very good job. Jordan says, Should they have toothpaste, sir? Donald says, I said this on one of the interviews recently, remember this um, when I came in, I took over Obama’s policy. It was a policy of separation. I’m the one that put them together. So when I came in, cells were built, that was the 2014 year, that was a pretty famous year, ’cause I was just being, I was being hit hard for two, three days. And so it goes. Famous year. Toothpaste. Jordan asks and Donald answers. Donald thinks, It doesn’t matter what I say. Fake loves fake. It’s all fake. This is gonna be fake. This is gonna be fake. Jordan finally asks, Do you think you should be on Mount Rushmore, sir? Donald lights up. He is at Mount Rushmore. The heads are huge. There are people climbing and looking. It is a beautiful thing. Donald says, If I answer that question yes, I will end up with such bad publicity. Well, look, I have a lot of respect. Even Mount Rushmore. So for many, many years they got, they had fireworks, right? Many, many years. and Kristi, your new governor, she’s a great person. She called, she said, sir, for many years we had tremendous fireworks on the 4th of July. We don’t have it anymore. Can you do something? And I got it approved. Starting next season. It was not easy. Starting next season, Mount Rushmore will have tremendous fireworks like they had for many years. But they ended it a long time ago, but they didn’t want, but they didn’t have fireworks because of, I don’t know, I think they thought, thought the stone was gonna catch on fire. That doesn’t happen, right? There was somebody said they had. Nobody’s been able, nobody’s been able to figure out why, but it was a very strong no. And I got it approved starting next season. They’re doing some work. They’re finishing up work now. But I got it approved for next season for Kristi and for the state. And for the children. – Wednesday, June 26, 2019