CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, July 8, 2020
Posted on July 8, 2020
TO THE READER!
The Editors of CSI: American Carnage report that they are hemmed in on all sides by rising tides of debris and sludge. Just yesterday, they say, a tsunami of revelations swept over the official CSI bunker and carried six interns out to sea. Search parties have been dispatched and the Editors remain hopeful that all will be recovered. Later in the evening, an angry squall pelted the area with rain and hail, severely damaging reputations, cats, and other small animals. No sooner did the hail subside than muck filled the streets making passage difficult. Electronic communications have been spotty. It has not been determined if the children are safe. Return here often for updates on developments. The Editors