CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, July 22, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Donald looks thoughtfully out of the window behind The Resolute, as he calls it, in the Oval. Chad, kneeling on the carpet, near the golden eagle insignia, scratches his chin and waits. Donald says, Do our people have anything more on the Wayfair? Chad says, No, Sir. Donald says, you may sit. Chad scrambles into a Queen Anne side chair. He waits. Donald says, The jingle is the key, I think, Wayfair has just what I need. Just what I need. Q suggested that. Chad says, Our people are on it. It seems that Wayfair has been peddling kids with its big cabinets. Donald says, Are the kids in the cabinets, like a surprise, or are they sold separately? Chad says, We are gathering that information sir. Q is very difficult to interpret sometimes. Donald says, Yes! Dammit! Of course Q is difficult! Do we want Biden to know the plan? Obama? Soros? They’ve already got the twitter in their pocket. What a lame excuse for a complete and total violation of the First Amendment. Do you know how many great Second Amendment fighters went down? Chad says no sir. Donald says, Our people on the Twitter made the case. This Wayfair, which is Chinese, by the way, they operate out of Wuhan, if you can believe it, with the furniture and now the kids. They may be implicated with virus..Have you made contact with John Boy? Chad says, Mr. Kennedy will be in touch. We are monitoring all frequencies, including many off the spectrum. Donald says, They are saying a lot off the spectrum. A lot! Poor Ghislaine. When she went undercover, she didn’t expect any of this. We can’t keep her safe for long, not with Crooked and Soros bearing down, and the Fake News.™ I just wish her well, frankly. Every time I see her, I think of Palm Beach. I don’t know. I can tell you this, she could pack up a child, even a fairly large tweener, into a box better than anyone I know. What a packer she was. Have they uncovered her Wayfair connection? Chad says, not yet. Our Wayfair strike force, or at least an important part of it, has peeled off to take care of Portland. They’re headed to Chicago and Philadelphia, all the Democrat cities. Donald says, Yeah. These mayors and the so-called governors. Donald’s voice trails off. He is silent for a moment. Donald says, A lot of them like me, but they can’t show it because Crazy and Crooked will cut them badly, they will draw the blood. Chad, what kind of a name is Chad? I just had to fire some guy named Brad, now we’ve got Chad. Chad, growing alarmed, says, They do love you, Sir, as we all do, but they can’t show it. Sir, they’re Dems. And so we’re out there with the locals pretending not to support us. Our work around is simple. First off, we are supporters. So we just go out and proactively arrest individuals. We need to do that because we need to hold them accountable. This idea that they can attack federal property and law enforcement officers and go to the other side of the street and say you can’t touch me is ridiculous. And the locals don’t do anything. That’s the tell. We pull their people off the streets and they don’t do a damn thing. It’s beautiful. Donald says, Ok. I want all the warehouses of this Wayfair covered, okay. This is going to be big. I feel it. I feel it in my gut. So order some of the cabinets and see what we get. We are going to break this open in about two weeks. There will be many surprises. Many surprises. This is far from over. You’ll be surprised. – July 22, 2020