CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, July 15, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Donald looks over the assembled reporters dotting the Rose Garden, looking, at the same exact time, no mean feat, right at the Times guy and the Post guy, who are on opposite sides of the gathering, so to see them both at once, Donald must adopt a wall-eyed approach, like the fish, he thinks, they are fish, they are sharks — are sharks fish? that’s what they say, any way — and they are disgusting, they should all be destroyed, later, maybe, later, and he says, by the way, the wall was so timely, because it stopped people coming in from heavily infected areas of Mexico. If we had that, we would be in trouble like you wouldn’t believe. You wouldn’t believe. But we stopped that. We stopped the plague from pouring in from China. Then the wall stopped the infected hoards sweeping up from Mexico, and we kicked out the world health organization, which has nothing to do with health but is with China, which infected everybody, And remember, cases is different than deaths. And cases we give you, because our testing is the best in the world. And by the way, by far, the most: 45 million. Find out which country tested 45 million people. If China, if Russia, if India tested 45 million people or if they did tests like we did, check out how many cases they’d have. Did Nambia have the 45 million? Or the tests? But it’s still — we’ve done a great job; get no credit for it. And I don’t want the credit. I want the people that have done this great job — the people that have done such an incredible job on building the ventilators and doing the testing and building a testing platform that’s been amazing. We have many platforms. Many companies have come up with different forms of tests. When we started, there was no such thing. Sign new immigrants up for welfare immediately. This is Joe Biden. So they walk off, and they come in, and they put a foot into our land, and we sign up new immigrants up for welfare. We sign them up immediately. They get welfare benefits. United States citizens don’t get what they’re looking to give illegal immigrants. Think of that: sign up — it’s hard to believe I’m even reading that — new immigrants for welfare immediately. Not to mention the cost of this, which is incalculable. The cost of this is so crazy. With the illegal students and the taking of classes online, which you can do from anywhere, you don’t have to be here to be there or anywhere else, for that matter, you can be anywhere, but we have massively expanded immigration during a global pandemic, taking jobs from unemployed Americans. That is what I’ve done! I don’t want the credit for it. I don’t want the credit for the jobs created and this great beautiful economy and the country which is all of ours including our hero vets and patriot farmers who have all been humiliated and made into nothing by Biden and Obama which was the whole point when they spied on my campaign that was part of the greatest criminal scam enterprise in history, Biden, Obama, Crooked, the Doctors, and then the CDC, the scammers, hoaxers and liars. Everybody said I didn’t win. They said I didn’t win because in the lower court we lost. And we lost in the Appellate Division, and then we won in the Supreme Court. So they said, He lost. And they’re right, at the lower level. But, in the meantime, we went higher. We went up. Nobody paid any, and just said we lost, and we won in the Supreme Court. So it’s in effect, but they didn’t say that. They said, He lost, which again, is fake news, but that’s the way they do it. That’s all about you. All about you. The Times guy texts the Post guy: This is completely illegal. Political event in White House. Not kosher. Plus what is he saying? The Post guy texts back: Yes, illegal. He is demonstrating Nixon wandering in WH at night talking to paintings. We are the paintings. – July 15, 2020