CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, January 22, 2020)
DAVOS — Pat, Pat, they don’t got nothing. Nothing. Why the pussy foot? Fuck the pussy foot. Donald is exasperated. He stares at his cell. Pat says, Mr. President, we are winning one vote after another. They are all going down. Donald says, They are saying incredible lies and bullshit. Lies and bullshit. And you’re letting them get away with it. Pat says, We pushed a lot of their lies into the night time when nobody is watching. Donald says, Let me tell you something. One of the most successful shows in teevee history, maybe the most successful, probably, probably, was something that they called The Late Late Show. So you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I’m telling you now that you have to defend me against their ridiculous attacks. Squeeze em by the balls! Make them Read the Transcripts! A perfect phone call. Make them understand that we have done nothing wrong. Schifty doesn’t know what he’s talking about. And he is attacking your president. Your president. And he doesn’t know shit, as you know. He doesn’t know. Everything they think they know, we gave them. We gave it all. Because we are fucking perfect. Because honestly we have all the material. They don’t have the material. And they can’t do jack about it. Keep hitting em on the lawyer lawsuits too. — Wednesday, January 22, 2020