CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, February 6, 2019)
CENTRAL PLAINS — Deep beneath the muddy fields, a sea of melted snow and dripping leaves, the Dark Ones remain hunkered in the Chamber of Consternation Annex, a small suite of rooms, bristling with screens and electronic gear, on the east end of the vast central plains complex. The elder brother sips his very-new green tea, fresh from Zheijiang. He places his glass down on a side table and brings his fingertips together in thought. He says, The gambler showman was unusually restrained this evening. No mention of using the bodies of dead Jews and blacks and the other lesser servi to bolster his absurd wall. The younger brother says, Don’t you think he could have been stronger on the Venezuelan thugs? They must be swept aside and their theft of our assets must be brought to an immediate end. His brother says, No doubt this is true. He did point out that it is the socialism that has robbed us, although he put it differently, making mention of the people and their abject poverty and despair, etc. etc. The gambler showman is well aware that socialism is theft, and since his supporters do not know what socialism is, they can be educated quickly. They are thirsty for knowledge. Plus, the showman did draw the parallel between the ravaged carcass of Venezuela, picked over by the socialist vultures, and the on-going efforts by the Reds to obliterate the achievements of our great country. The leader of the greatest free nation in the history of free nations, the known history, I should say, must indeed, as the showman explained, be alarmed by new calls to adopt the socialism in our country. The showman is correct to point out that America was founded on liberty and independence – not government coercion, domination, and control. We are born free, and we will stay free. Tears begin to form in the eyes of the younger brother. They roll gently down his desiccated, papery cheeks. He rises from his settee, looks up at a portrait of Curtis LeMay high on the wall, and says, We will fight the commies! Remember there are no innocent civilians, as the great general once declared. We will fight the commies! We will fight the leftists, the pinkos, the stupid social democrats, so flaccid and mealy. We will fight the Bolsheviks, the Leninists, the Maoists, the Marxists, the Stalinists, the Trotskyites, the symps, the travelers, and any other Democrats who raise their heads above the prairies of this great freedom loving nation. We are Father’s sons! And Father knew that the business of freedom is capital production and wealth accumulation. There can be no compromise! Tonight, we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist country, the servi will be educated the proper way, and the pickings should ever remain easy. By god!
Wednesday, Feb. 6, 2019