CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, February 5, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Rush says to Melania, I gotta tell ya, I’m moved. It’s heartwarming when the president calls me a special man beloved by millions of Americans and the greatest fighter and winner that you will ever meet. I’m a greater fighter than that gimpy kneed thug in the National Association of Thugs, the guys that bounce the balls. Or the cracker who made blacks millionaires. Or Obama and Oprah who got all they got because they were black. Get the bone out of your nose! I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark. Now they’re all in the NFL which all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. At least so far as we know. Lots of drugs. Booze. Donald nods and smiles, a great big smile. He says, Rush, in recognition of all that you have said and done for our nation, the millions of people a day that you speak to and you inspire and all of the incredible work that you have done for charity, I am proud to announce tonight that you will be receiving our country’s highest civilian honor: The Presidential Medal of Freedom, Donald applauds. Rush applauds. Melania applauds. Who are you, she says. Rush laughs and says to Melania, You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray. We miss you, James. Godspeed. Melania smiles and applauds. – Wednesday, February 5, 2020