CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, February 13, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Oh Stevie, Donald says, it was tremendous! Stephen pushes some old papers onto the floor and sets the bowl of buffalo chicken wings and the black bean dip down on the side table next to Donald’s recliner. Tremendous! Donald says. Where are the chips? He shouts, Kelly! Kelly! Goddammit! Kelly! Stephen says, I have the chips here, sir. Donald says, The spicy ones? The spicy ones go good with the beans. Stephen says, Kelly has gone away, sir. He has gone. Donald says, Right, right. Okay. Who needs him? What a tremendous night! You know there was never anything like this in the history of our country. We have to understand that. There has never been. If you would say as an example, that 69,000 people signed up to be there. Now the arena holds 8,000. And thank you, fire department. I thanked the fire department. They were only supposed to allow 8,500 but they got in about 10,000 easy. Maybe 15,000. We got rid of the ridiculous regulations and the fire code and all that shit. 35,000. But if you wanted to really see something, you go outside. Tens of thousands of people are watching screens outside. Historical big. Hundreds of thousands. There was a sea of people, Stevie. We were drowning in people. So many people they had to expand. Expand! Expand big. And we were all challenged by a young man who lost an election to Ted Cruz with his dad and the grassy knoll. What a joke. And then they said you know what? Hey, you are supposed to win in order to run. By the way, we, I, we, I’m 1 in 1, 1 for 1. Think about it. We had one election. We won. Now we’re gonna be 2 for 0 and everything’s gonna be perfect. But a young man who’s got very little going for himself except he has a great first name and he’s got a driver’s license, at least I think he has, because if he doesn’t, he’s got a problem, always in the truck taking pictures, which is against the law, and depressed like in some kind of fetal position, a sad sack young boy, he is — he challenged us. O for 1 or 0 for 2, 3. So we have let’s say 35,000 people tonight. And he has 200 people, 300 people. Not too good. In fact, what I would do is, I would say, that may be the end of his presidential bid. 4. 2 for 0, 0 for 4,5. Think about it. But he did challenge me. What about Beto? Beto suffered a terrible defeat. Watch what the news does tomorrow, though. They won’t mention the disparity tomorrow. They’ll say Beto O’Rourke. That’s his last name, right, O’Rourke? Barely from Europe. But we’re nice. We’ll give it to him. Beto O’Rourke had a wonderful rally with about 15 people. Trump pulled in about 100,000 and they were spilling out of the arena and over the parking lot and down all the streets and into the river. They were filling El Paso, which is where we were, they were filling El Paso and supporting our big push, big push to finish the wall. Did you hear them chant? Finish the Wall! Finish the Wall! Because we have got a great start, we are building every single day. It’s easy and with this new win of money from the pathetic Democrats, we are going to finish it off, and if they don’t like it, I’ll just order the money from somewhere else and they can stuff it, because we don’t have to listen to them, and our people will drown them out.
— Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2019