CSI: American Carnage (Wednesday, August 7, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald pauses the teevee in the middle of his Cincinnati rally and takes a great handful of Doritos. He settles back in next to Stephen who is parked on the side chair by the presidential recliner. You see, Stevie, Donald says, all these so-called people are out there with Obama, they are all Obama people, and they want to wreck everything, okay, everything we’ve accomplished, and Obama is out there with his cheap suits and his pink nylon golf shirts, terrible golfer, just pretends and everybody around him, all they can say is, You’re great, but a guy told me, he said, Sir, he’s not great, Obama is not great, sir, you are great, like with our Great American Farmers, who also know you are great, but not Obama, Obama is not great, sir. Stephen says, Absolutely. It’s incredible that anyone would think that. Donald says, Did George Bush ever condemn Obama after Sandy Hook? Obama had 32 mass shootings during his reign, so, you know not many people said Obama is out of Control. Mass shootings were happening before I even thought about running for President, which is a point some of the great journalists have made, as well as pointing out the video games are bad, with the race wars and the psychos, and the rampant gay witch, which is what they are doing, and, google, which people don’t like being censored in favor of the Chinese, which I’ve, and many others’ve, pointed out over and over, and not like I want to, you know, I’d rather be out like Obama was on the golf course, not going to some shithole like the Texas border, where they don’t appreciate all I’ve done to keep them safe, and will continue to do, because they are too fucking dumb, Stevie, dumb, which Louis understands, and even he says, well we got the death penalty back and that works as a preventive, you know, to keep people in line, but we shouldn’t have it, no fucking way, Louis told me, because it punishes people for words that they think, not words that they do, and words are protected by the law, the article two says I can say and do any fucking thing I want, I don’t have to call up the Hispanic woman and tell her that shooting is a problem, I don’t have to do that, but I’m going further, I’m going down there, which I do not have to do, but many people say, Sir, please come, we need you, we don’t need Obama, who never came to the border to comfort these people, but I am, I will be there, because, Stevie, this is key, because I always keep my promises, which anyone knows who knows me and what I do. – Wednesday, August 7, 2019