CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, October 8, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald pulls his wrapper tight and shouts at Stephen. Get the cool ranch, it should be in the back. Stephen rummages in the fridge and finds some dip. He shouts, Something smells a little. Okay. I think I’ve got it. Let me wipe this stuff off the lid so I can read it. He grabs a wadded paper towel from the floor and wipes. Stephen says, There’s some kind of green stuff. There we go. Yeah, cool ranch. He throws the paper towel toward the expanding pile of trash and returns to Donald, laid out in the recliner. Donald says, Give it to me. Where are the chips? Stephen scoops a bag of chips off the floor, spilling some, and passes it to Donald. Donald says, You know, I was going to win this year, and I still may. Some of my strongest areas haven’t been announced yet and I sent Joey over the Stockholm to Sweden to see what he could do, and I was talking to Billy who said somebody told him that the word is out to block me, otherwise I’d have already won at least one, and sure as hell would have wiped the table in this physical stuff because, as you know, nobody does genes like Donald Trump, nobody. Stephen says, Absolutely, Sir, you know your genes. Donald says, Yeah, I do, and I can tell you these cowboys from Harvard and wherever, Harvard Cowboys they call them, they couldn’t do it on their own, could not win on their own – they needed a Brit to boost them with the EU judges, because it’s corruption! I know biology and machinery like, probably better than anyone on the planet, I think, I think that’s true, which is what I have heard and what they tell me. But when they cheat by getting a Brit who plugs them into the EU, it’s tough, and not only that, there is a bias against conservative prize hunters, total bias, at least Mikey tells me that’s what he heard on the grapevine, that they are totally going to prevent anyone with a non-EU conservative view of it, that’s what they are going to block, and it’s a disgrace, a complete disgrace. But you know, you never know, there are a lot of categories left, lots in the chemistry for instance, and I have always done very well in the chemistry, and then after that there are other categories, and then the peace thing, which Obama has completely corrupted, so I think my best shot is the chemistry or the book one, the fiction writing, because Lindsey says nobody does fiction better than me. – Tuesday, October 8, 2019