CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, March 17, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Jare, Jare, Donald says, you told me it was a hoax, you told me it was the biowarfare, you told me it was the lying Democrat Party, okay, okay, I understand all that, and maybe it is, maybe it is, a lot of people are saying so, alright, not just you, but it looks bad, the Fake News™ is making it look terrible, and they’re ripping me because they say I didn’t know what I was doing, I didn’t take it seriously, and Jare, it does look terrible when you said it would be great to close the travel and we could feed Trump International off the drip, drip, drip, which is not perfect, but is better than having the dead all over the green, you said, don’t worry, but I didn’t get anything wrong, it is not my fault, it is not my responsibility, I got it perfect – only you didn’t get it perfect, you said it’ll all blow over, not a problem, and you got Nunes to go out there and talk about visiting the pub, and they were all over him like the snakes they are and the fucker had to backtrack and say he was talking about drive-through pubs, okay, drive-through fucking pubs, which is a lie, Jare, because there is no such thing, none, and if there were, Nunes, I don’t think he has a license, and the women talking about god raining down the corona from on high, wherever the fuck that is, Jare, you did this, you, I didn’t do it, I’ve been perfect, as you know, talk to Navarro, talk to anybody, so for now, I want you to shelter in place with my baby doll because that is the best way to get through this, my baby doll can fix anything, in fact, she is going to come in, my baby doll, and Hopey, Hopey’s great because she can shut up that Falucci guy who keeps talking about a lockdown, which is terrible, terrible, and we were perfect, we were perfect, now we’re talking terrible, and the idiot keeps saying it’s gonna get worse, which may be true, so I want you to show Hopey her desk, okay, and show my baby doll where to find the list of the greatest people, the best people, the people running the planes and ships and other hospitalities, like we do, and get them to talk about what they need, okay, and this time it’s gonna be perfect, because it’s going to be a big number, Jare, I want a big number because these are the best and the very important people who have sacrificed, Jare, sacrificed. – Tuesday, March 17, 2020