CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, June 30, 2020)
WASHINGTON – The Times guy looks at his screen and takes a long drink of his Macallan 25 year. The Post guy stares back at him and says, So the thing is, Bob was gonna out Kavanaugh for being a rat fuck source. But Marty stopped him. The story never happened. The Times guy says, Yeah. We had it. Ben wrote about it. These fuckers come out of their holes and plant and spin and lie and then scuttle back. No way Bob should’ve given him anonymity after Brett turned around and lied about it in public, denied the whole story that he planted with Bob. The only reason you give anonymity is if you source is in danger or threatened in some way. Your man Bob uses it so everybody can comfortably spin. Should’ve gone to PJ or Squi. Should’ve lubed them up with skis. These preppies yuck it up for life, ply em with some skis and it all comes out. He falls silent. The Post guy says, AP reports Bolton told Donald about the bounties in March of 2019. Plus, it was in the daily brief on Feb. 27, 2020. The Times guy says, Yeah. We reported that. Funny. Donald doesn’t mention it on Twitter. The Post guy takes a long pull on his BrewDog. The Times guy finishes off his Macallan. The Post guy says, Ok, I’ll bite. What’s on the Feb. 27 feed? The Times guy says, Funny you should ask. I have it right here. He pulls out his cellphone, scrolls down, and says. Okay. Bright and early Donald links to a rally he’s gonna hold on Saturday night in North Charleston. Then he quotes Trish on Fox about the Anti-Trump Network @CNN doing whatever it can to stoke a national Coronavirus panic. And complains Media refuses to discuss the great job our professionals are doing! He then praises his virus team — Congratulations and thank you to our great Vice President & all of the many professionals doing such a fine job at CDC & all other agencies on the Coronavirus situation. Only a very small number in U.S., & China numbers look to be going down. All countries working well together! Huh-oh. He goes after Bloomberg — Word is that Mini Mike Bloomberg performed so poorly in the two debates, that he is thinking about dropping out of the Democrat Primary. The fact is, he was not true to himself, and the public was able to quickly figure him out. Not a good experience for Mini Mike! He must’ve been watching Trish because he quotes her again denouncing CNN — “Diagnosis positive: @CNN is infected with Trump Derangement Syndrome. I’m calling out CNN for irresponsibly politicizing what should be a unifying battle against a virus that doesn’t choose sides.” @trish_regan @FoxNews Like I say, they are Fake News! Then he retweeted a video of Diamond & Silk in the Oval, they haven’t got tired of winning, they say. Donald says, So Nice! Let’s see. Oh yes. He complains about being blamed for the virus spread — So, the Coronavirus, which started in China and spread to various countries throughout the world, but very slowly in the U.S. because President Trump closed our border, and ended flights, VERY EARLY, is now being blamed, by the Do Nothing Democrats, to be the fault of “Trump”. The Post guy says, Ah yes. Interesting grammar. The Times guy continues. He says, Then he attacks the Dems for avoiding the virus, and he praises himself — The Do Nothing Democrats were busy wasting time on the Immigration Hoax, & anything else they could do to make the Republican Party look bad, while I was busy calling early BORDER & FLIGHT closings, putting us way ahead in our battle with Coronavirus. Dems called it VERY wrong! And, finally, he wraps by threatening sanctuary cities with loss of federal dollars — “Federal Court Deals Major Blow To Sanctuary Cities.” @FoxNews In other words, there will be no more Federal Tax Dollars to States & Cities that will not cooperate with Federal Law Enforcement (ICE). This is BIG NEWS! Funds will be cut off immediately. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! That’s it for February 27. The Post guy says, That’s it? Nothing about Bolton? Nothing about Putin? Nothing about bounties for the scalps of American boys? The Times guy says, Nope. Nada. Nothing. Just a typical day in the neighborhood. – Tuesday, June 30, 2020.