CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, July 28, 2020)
PORTLAND – Bill the Cadaver, a passenger on the Great Ship of Black Eternity, looks out at the nighttime scene in Portland where the ship is now docked and many of all colors are being attacked in the streets. Bill says, John Lewis is lying in state today after crossing the Edmund Pettis Bridge for the last time. The Professor says, An American Hero. Bill says, Shit, look at where we are, look at what’s in front of you. Imagine if there is a single misstep by those poor people being attacked in the street. What do you think is going to happen to Black people? Away from the river, where Bill has invited the Professor and his small strike force aboard the Great Ship, pungent clouds of chemical gas rise up and form a toxic marker for Portland, whitest city in America, as Bill points out. This place has a past, Bill says. In fact, he says, leaning back on a rail around the deck, when Oregon became a state, it banned Black people entirely from living within its borders. Nobody else had the balls to do that. It’s all here, the housing discrimination, the obliteration of Black neighborhoods by urban renewal. It’s a haven for thugs and white supremacists. They probably are working with the feds right now. Who would know? They all wear those bug-masks. Everything Hitler did was legal. The Professor, shocked, is silent. Sarah, a friend of Little Timmy, pup reporter, says, This is America Professor. This is how Americans live. She shakes her head. The Autocrat exploits what is in front of him. Suddenly there is a rapid pok-pok-pok of pepper balls being fired in the street. Women in yellow tee shirts run to the bank of the river. Some jump in. A line of disabled protestors in wheel chairs are pushed back to the riverbank. Some hold puppies and kittens. The army of bugs swarms everywhere, shooting streams of pepper spray. They pick out nurses in scrubs for extra dousing. The clouds of gas grow thick. Buglike paramilitary forces, throw a protestor to the ground. Their tubular proboscises extend and penetrate the body, sucking out all fluids and leaving a withered sack of skin. My god! says the Professor. A screaming comes from the sky followed by a series of massive tweets exploding and streaming down: The Fake News Media is trying to portray the Portland and Seattle “protesters” as wonderful, sweet and innocent people just out for a little stroll. Actually, they are sick and deranged Anarchists & Agitators who our great men & women of Law Enforcement easily control, but who would destroy our American cities, and worse, if Sleepy Joe Biden, the puppet of the Left, ever won, Markets would crash and cities would burn. Our Country would suffer like never before. We will beat the Virus, soon, and go on to the Golden Age – better than ever before! More explosions come from the streets of the city. Buglike creatures approach the river and toss in stacks of old skin. The skins float on the surface, clinging to the Great Ship, which is docked in advance of the Golden Age. – July 28, 2020