CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, July 14, 2020)
WASHINGTON – I got ya on speaker, Chuck, Donald says. Ok, Chuck responds. Donald says, You know, you are a great man, your ratings have always been tremendous, Wheel of Fortune is a fantastic show, which I watch all the time, you know, on the reruns and the tape machine, all the time, and your shows were the greatest. I was telling Pompey, we were watching some of my game-show collection, I said to him, Mike, nobody does Wheel of Fortune like Chuck Woolery, nobody, one of the greatest for the ratings, and Griffin threw him away, let him slip away, and do you know what Pompey said? Chuck says, No, I don’t. Donald says, He says, Yes. So he agrees with me, and later I had some big-time producers tell me that you were the greatest, greater than Pat Sejak. Merv Griffin is a moron, though not as big a moron as Zucker. Zucker is a complete idiot. His ratings are the lowest. An idiot and a liar. I made him. It was me. But he is as dumb as someone who is very dumb. Which he shows over and over again, building the hoax, buildingt the hoax. That’s his new show, Building the Hoax, brought to you by the Fake News.™ But you’re right Chuck, The most outrageous lies are the ones about Covid 19. Everyone is lying. The CDC, Media, Democrats, our Doctors, not all but most ,that we are told to trust. I think it’s all about the election and keeping the economy from coming back, which is about the election. I’m sick of it. That is what I’m saying, Chuck. That is what I’m saying. Lies. They lie. They lie. Why does anybody believe the lies? Chuck says, They are all liars. Donald says, Exactly, which is why you can’t put the science in with the political arena, you gotta take it out. This isn’t some island in the middle of nowhere, Chuck, which nobody cares about. This is a real place, the United States, and we’re doing a tremendous job, coming back, opening up, the workers are working. Meat, Chuck, meat, great meat, and lots of it. Beef. The Nuggets. The Fries. They have us all starving and dying. But we are eating, Chuck. Don’t believe what they tell you because they are trying to destroy me, they are trying to take me down. The biggest scandal in history, the doctors, the media, Rob Reiner, who is a complete liar and stupid, Fauci, who I made a star, the woman, the nasty woman, who, you know bleaches her hair, she puts the hair in the bleach, just sticks her head in a bucket, which makes her look okay. A lot of them are in on it. Obama. Crooked. Biden, who can’t even remember what he’s doing, and has terrible ratings from the basement. But we are opening up, Chuck, I’m putting the kids back in the schools, and they’re all yelling and screaming because they don’t want to go back to school. They’ve had a vacation. But we’re gonna get them back and why shouldn’t they go back? Chuck says, No reason. Donald says, That’s right and if they don’t go back, they will be punished, all of them, big punishment. We will tie them to poles in front of the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena. Everyone will be able to see the liars, who dishonor our patriot vets, who are defending the statues of the heroes of the past, Chuck, heroes of the bygone era, which the illegals and the thugs are tearing down, because that’s what they do, they are tearers. – July 14, 2020