CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, February 18, 2020)
LAS VEGAS – Little Timmy, pup reporter, and the Professor’s small strike force have entered WormHole2020, a special conveyance built by former Q supporters, that makes regular stops at campaign events around the country. Boris, genial triple agent, says, This car you’ve got, Professor, eet ees based on Poohteen model, no? The Professor takes his pipe from his pocket and begins meticulously cleaning the bowl. He says, No, no Boris. This mobile space-time pod is something completely developed by Q’s alien handlers. Don’t forget that much of the QAnon technology was foretold in the alternate future dreamlines. Boris laughs heartily. Ha ha ha, Professor, he says, you had me going there. Sarah, Timmy’s friend from the resistance potluck, says, Boris, the Professor is speaking metaphorically. The Autocrat depends on the embrace of what is false as true. Truth is a malleable commodity. In the hands of the Autocrat anything can be what it is not, what happens does not happen and if it did appear to happen in the long ago, that is an illusion, or not, depending on the Autocrat. Boris nods. He says, You speak truth. Sarah says, In the world of the Autocrat, what is true today becomes tomorrow’s actionable fiction. The strike force looks down at Las Vegas with its flashing lights and armies of Bernie supporters fanning out, armed with names and addresses of union leaders. A screaming comes across the abyss. Mohammed, Timmy’s old friend, looks up. Take cover, he shouts. Incoming tweets! The tweets burn luridly descending from the sky and explode in a small subdivision near the strike force. Mohammed trots over to the still smoking holes and kicks over the inert message. Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Did you hear the latest con job? President Obama is now trying to take credit for the Economic Boom taking place under the Trump Administration. He had the WEAKEST recovery since the Great Depression, despite Zero Fed Rate & MASSIVE quantitative easing. NOW, best jobs numbers….Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump ….ever. Had to rebuild our military, which was totally depleted. Fed Rate UP, taxes and regulations WAY DOWN. If Dems won in 2016, the USA would be in big economic (Depression?) & military trouble right now. THE BEST IS YET TO COME. KEEP AMERICA GREAT! Sarah gives a snort. She says, You see what I’m saying? The Autocrat seeks to subvert our timeline and replace it with another. There are infinite timelines he may use. In the world of the Autocrat, the past is a political commodity. Boris says, What a surprise. Sarah says, What the Autocrat does is brand the past and sell it to his followers. Timmy says, Look! He points. Up in the sky, a parachute carrying a tweet and showering sparkly glitter gently descends, proclaiming its message: Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump HAPPY PRESIDENT’S DAY! – Tuesday, February 18, 2020