CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, February 12, 2019)
EL PASO — The music is over, the locals are mostly gone. But the Times guy is still sipping his Brewdog at the Black Orchid in El Paso when the Post guy walks in and takes a seat. He says, Thought I’d find you here. Nothing like a Texas watering hole. The Times guy, who is tapping out something on his iPad, says, Hold on. He checks his notes, adds a few lines, and sends the add to his rally story off to the desk. The Times guy says, That should hold em. The Post guy says, What do you mean? The Times guy says, Oh, the desk wanted something about Donald’s abortion stuff. They say it’s gonna be part of his core agenda. The Post guy says, What about the attack on Ron? The Times guy says, Oh, yeah. I put that in. That’s your color. Violence in El Paso — despite their wall. Actually, I was near him when the MAGA guy shoved him and was about to bash his brains out. Yeah. I got all that. Part of the on-going perils of the Fake News™. But the desk wanted the bit where Donald says the Democrats are also pushing extreme late term abortion allowing children to be ripped from their mother’s womb right up until the moment of birth, as Donald puts it. The Post guy says, That was a weird part in the speech. Yeah, says the Times guy. Donald almost had the baby chatting with everybody right out of the womb. He kinda portrayed the Dems as sweet-talking thugs. What’s that all about? First, he gets into Northam, right, Northam using shoe polish to darken his face and imitate Michael Jackson. Okay, so that’s weird. I got it on the phone here. The Times guy finds the spot in his rally recording and all of a sudden the Black Orchid is filled with the irregular cadences of Donald speaking at the rally. Donald says, He almost moonwalked! His wife stopped him. Darling, darling. It would be inappropriate. I want to see somebody try and imitate Michael Jackson in the moonwalk. This would not have been a good scene. But his wife saved him. Darling. This would be inappropriate. I think she was right. But the governor stated that he would even allow a newborn baby to come out into the world, and wrap the baby, and make the baby comfortable, and then talk to the mother and talk to the father and then execute the baby. Execute the baby. Incredible. Millions of innocent, beautiful babies are counting on us to protect them. And we will. That is why last week I called on Congress, with your great congressman over there to immediately pass legislation prohibiting extreme late term abortion. And that certainly is extreme. Many people never even heard, I mean, did you ever hear of anything like this? The murder of the newborn? The crowd boos. The Post guy says, I never heard. I could be wrong, but I don’t think anyone is calling for execution of babies. The Times guy says, The people at that rally don’t know that. And then Donald goes on to say the Dems are becoming the party of socialism, late term abortion, open borders, and crime. That’s what Donald’s up against. Will they help? Will they join with him? He laid it out tonight. The Times guys says, Oh, yeah. And stopping the 42 million Latin Americans who are about to storm the border. Donald says that would be a disaster. The Post guy says, The Wall. The Times guy says, The Wall. It all boils down to The Wall. Keep the white babies coming and keep the brown babies out.
— Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2019