CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, August 27, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald pulls the letter from his secure translating machine, sits down in the presidential recliner, and runs it through the audio function. In a sing-song twang, the machine reads: My most buttery potato, you have performed like with a gymnast, curling your arms in the double spit. It so reminds me of our leather days in Singapore. You are such a bronco! With your little man along for the ride, I remember with great fondness your frothing as it perspired across the backside of the horse. Oh! If only we could be together, I would show you what our late science man did with your hurricane idea. Such dazzling imagination and we are able to blow apart the big wind – just like in Singapore! Donald drops the letter on the side table. Hector! he shouts. Hector unplugs from his niche, battery fully charged, and makes his way past the islands of crud rising in the sea of the executive lounge. He stands before Donald who says, Get a pencil and take this down. Hector retrieves a pencil and the back of an old Fruit Loops box, the special kind with the fruity shaped marshmallows. Donald says, Okay, my dear Chairman Poo Poo Squishy. No. Strike that. Dear Flubber Blubber, It is exciting to hear your thoughts when I return from the meeting with the idiots in France. Donald pauses and thinks. Hector waits silently, pencil poised. A scuttling noise comes from the waste mound near the fridge. Donald says, Okay, They and the others I had brought in do not understand anything, not like you, not like my Squishy with his rubbery works and oily stuff. I thought of you often and the time when you and the woman had such a good laugh. Ha ha ha, you went. That was something and many would agree. I want you together with the woman. I have it in my mind, like a idea. Oh I feel as though you know her already and know her very well in her tall posture. She really is something when it comes to the games. I bought an Eiffel Tower thingy when I was there and when the dog howls it will be a pleasure! Enjoy! What do you think of the idea of with the woman? She will retreat when necessary and will do as told. Dearest Flubber I so want to ride the wind with you and blow it all until it is all gone. – Tuesday, August 27, 2019