CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, April 30, 2019)
SUNLAND NM – Little Timmy, pup reporter, the Professor, and the rest of the strike force warily make their way from the dilapidated shack of Mad Adam Blavat somewhere on the fairway of an amusement park near the southern border. They keep their eye on the unpredictable giant diapered anomaly jumping up and down about 100 yards away, shaking the ground and knocking empty roller coasters from their tracks. The Professor says, This is a terrifying turn! Sarah says, The autocrat absolutely depends on fear, confusion, and make believe. He would be nothing without the power of collective fantasy – it cements his people to him and sends his opponents in a maze of different directions. Opponents of the autocrat are easily goaded. They do not understand that, left to his own devices, he is like a self-driving car, an accident and a crackup at every turn, a deadly bumper car with no insurance. Timmy looks back. The diapered anomaly is sitting in the midst of the fairway now, his lower lip jutting out, his eyes scrunched, and his fists balled. He shouts, The Coyotes and Drug Cartels are in total control of the Mexico side of the Southern Border. They have labs nearby where they make drugs to sell into the U.S. Mexico, one of the most dangerous country’s in the world, must eradicate this problem now. Also, stop the MARCH to U.S. Sarah says, You see. We are on the border. There are no coyotes. There are no drug cartels. There is no march. There is no tumbleweed. There are not even Mexicans. There is only this mystery shock theater amusement park. The autocrat seeks to confuse identities and realities. He then stands back and watches the aftershocks. He is a voyeur of chaotic disintegration. Timmy says, What can this mean? Sarah says, Those who enter the orbit of the autocrat as one person, exit as another. Or so it seems. In a similar fashion, the autocrat creates one landscape and one situation and one set of facts from another. He performs a sleight of hand and everything of value disappears. He is like Vincent Price in The Mad Magician, but without the talent or wit. Boris, genial triple agent says, Or the production values! Poohteen love Vincent Price. He great fan of Dr. Phibes with his distorted face, Poohteen believes face distorted by vengeance. Sarah says, The autocrat is in love with vengeance. He builds with it and he dismantles with it. Vengeance is his great motivator. The group looks down the fairway at the giant diapered anomaly, now banging its stubby hands on the asphalt and opening new and widening fissures in the ground. – Tuesday, April 30, 2019