CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, April 28, 2020)

CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, April 28, 2020)

WASHINGTON — Mr. President when you gonna deal with the mofo Cuomo? He’s got the ventilators, he’s got em all there in the city warehouses, and we hear he’s charging big time, says Silk. And you gotta check into these so-called deaths. How many of these alleged deaths are real deaths and how many are made up or fake, because, you know there are so many? What I need to know is how many people have passed away in New York, and what I need to know is: Who has the bodies? Does Andrew Cuomo have the bodies? Does A the fuck OC? I need for somebody that does investigative work to call the morgues. To call the funeral homes. We need to know, because I don’t trust anything else that comes out of the mofo’s mouth now. Something’s not right here. Something is off here. Donald, talking to his senior advisors on a conference call, says, Those are excellent questions. We gave them the ventilators and they stuck millions of them in a warehouse in Queens. Silk says, Hoarding them, like the toilet paper. Donald says, Yes. They have that too. Kitty litter. Clorox pods. We did an incredible job getting them. Because, as you know, the previous administration left us with nothing. The ventilators, the tests, the swabs, the masks, the gloves, the Tyvek suits, the booties, the pods – none of that was there until we took a look and said we need the booties, we need the pods and we went to the biggest CEOs, very important people, very wealthy, for the most part, not all, but some, and said, Look, we need these swabs and all of it, and these great CEOs said we will help, Mr. President, we will help our great patriot farmers and our beloved seniors. Silk says, How is that you can go to the grocery store, but you can’t go to work? Donald says, We are not going to rest until we have this great country moving again everywhere in all directions to the plants and assembly lines, which is what America has always been about, the plants, with the making of stuff or the meat work. Diamond says, Is this being deliberately spread? Look, I’m not being a conspiracy theorist, this is real, but I’m asking my own questions: What the hell is going on? Donald says, What the hell is going on is always a good question to ask. Silk says, So many dead people. Is the Fake News™ screwing with the numbers to get Trump? Diamond says, Something’s off about this. Donald says, The lying Fake News™ and the Democrat Party and the others. Silk says, In a matter of two weeks, over 1,000 people supposedly died from the coronavirus. In a two week’s time period! Donald says, That’s a lot of dead people in two weeks. Maybe more than there should be. Silk says, That’s what we’re saying. Look here, you said on March 24 and other times, you said that you would love for America to be back up and running. At the time you said it, there was 25,489 cases with 307 deaths. Instantaneously, you had the media calling President Trump out. We was talking, and I said, Now watch the number of deaths go up. Watch everything increase because they want to make it look bad in front of our eyes. Five days later it jumped from 25,480 up to 121,478 cases. It went from 307 deaths to 2,226 deaths in five days. And New Orleans, you know, after Mardi Gras, a month later, all of a sudden, kaboom. All of a sudden. Something’s not right. To me, this is something that was man-made. I think it’s a little Deep State action going on behind the scenes. To me, this is something undercover. It is engineered. Donald says, We’re looking into it. Dan and Larry are looking into it because it is not right, it is not fair, they are coming after me, but that’s okay, they are trying with one hoax after another, but nobody’s fooled, I’m not fooled and the great American people are not fooled even if they are not dead. – Tuesday, April 28, 2020