CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, October 31, 2019)
CAMP DAVID – Boss, you got a plan for the judge? asks Joey. Donald says, Yeah. We’re gonna handle him. I told them to get rid of him in 2000, in my book, which many say was the most futuristic book, in terms of predicting the future, what is ahead of us in the timeline, as in foreseeable vision, they have ever seen, and they still come up to me, the whole thing with the tears, and so forth, which is what Nixon used to say, and so forth. Joey says, Yeah, it was a great book, boss, I remember you saying that the judge would come back to haunt Roger. But, you know, Roger’s dead. Donald says, Yeah, that was in the book too. The Judge and Roger were two peas in the garden path. You got the party favors? Joey says, Yeah, we got em. Right boys? Sal and Cheap Suit and Al the Belly all nod. Ice Pick says, You wanna see what I got in here, boss, inside the sax case? Donald says, No. What I want is a plan to get rid of the judge and then get this leaker and treasonous spy who will be lucky to spend the rest of his time behind bars where he belongs, though many say there is more that could be done with him, I don’t know, because he is doing terrible damage to the country, he is hurting the blacks and the Latins, which nobody even speaks anymore, the Latins do not speak it because the people are dying under other presidents, and you need people in order to talk. Without them, where’s the language? Heads nod around the conference table. Joey says, So what’s the plan? Donald says, Waste them. Joey says, I dunno, Boss. We’re talking a lot of people, you know, a lot. Donald says, Waste the whole lot of them. They’re all traitors, you know that Joey. Joey looks around the table. Heads are bowed except for Loopy. Loopy’s listening closely, his lips sparkling with spit. Joey says, Loop! Wipe your face! Loopy says, Sure, and casually takes a handkerchief and mops his mouth.. Donald says, Once they’re wasted we move on to these so-called officials, which I call traitors. Joey says, Maybe we should bring in Lou to talk about this. Donald says, Lou agrees with me. We’re gonna stop fucking around with these people. They are all liars and traitors, cheats and hoaxers. Get rid of em. Joey looks around the table and says to Donald, Okay boss, whatever you say. Where do you want us to deposit the goods? Donald says, Maybe you figure it out, okay. That’s why you’re here, and while you’re at it, find me the K9, you know, the dog in the tunnel, not the tunnel rat, we got plenty of rats, but not a lot of hero dogs who deserve the medals. Find him. And bring him here. – Thursday, October 31, 2019