CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, October 3, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Okay, everybody, Donald says. We got Mike here, Mike take a little romp around the conference room, watch the tar, don’t get it on the rug, okay – we got some pastors coming in here and they’re gonna be pushing for Mike, but if you push for Mike, you gotta remember, if you push for Mike, you’re really pushing for Nancy, everybody, because as all you guys know, if I go down, you go down, and if Mike goes, Nancy’s next in line, yeah, that’s right, Bill, and we’re gonna hammer on that because of the Jews, right Steverino, isn’t that what you were saying? Steve? Where the fuck is Steve? We told him we were having a fucking session, what the fuck, with you guys, what the fuck, you know, you are flirting with disaster, you know that, and only I am holding it fucking together, only I am able to get the word out, which makes me wonder, why am I paying you guys, that’s the question, why? because when it comes to cutting through the bullshit, I’ve got to do it myself, I’m the one who told people I had nothing to do with Biden or his goddam kid on that fake call, now we got 40 percent of Republicans who say I didn’t mention Biden at all, okay, that was me, I fucking obfuckstated, okay, just like most of these people believe in their hearts Mueller said no collusion, complete exoneration, harassment, and no way did Russia have anything to do with the Democrat coup, and the plot, and they had nothing to do with any Biden hacking either, and they can thank me for the information, me, only I can fix it, only I can find Obama under the rock and Crooked, too, and I say to myself, I say, Gee, why am I paying this band of loosers? They don’t do nothing for nobody but grab the pussies and collect the checks, but don’t be fooled, do not be fooled, if I go, everyone of you guys goes too, and that includes you Mikey and you Bill, and Joey will have to go back to AC and I will have to withhold his check, do you want that Joey? No you do not, and Mike get the fuck off the rug, stop dripping the tar everywhere, willya, and remember, Nancy comes in if I go, because Mike will go if I go, even though I didn’t do a goddamn thing except expose the Biden-Clinton-Obama hoax conspiracy and the fraud and the crooked, lying, and completely crooked, and Nancy and her band of lesbos, led by Crooked, and nasty, so nasty, so vicious, Liddle Adam with his eraserhead, and the neck, and, remember they see tar, they think feathers, they think driving out of town, they think razor blades, so nasty, fraud! so up the game and get these people and gut them and leave the guts in the stinking hot sun they are all hopping around about with the oil. — Thursday, October 3, 2019