CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, November 29, 2018)
Look, says Donald into his cell, I don’t even know you, right? Corsi says, No, no. Donald says, I never talked to you, okay? Corsi says, No, not talked. Donald says, You can’t remember anything from minute to minute, you know, so how would you know if you knew what you knew or if you knew it or afterward or even now? Corsi says, I don’t know. Donald says, It’s ridiculous and the conflicted and angry Witch Hunt knows that. They are going to torment you to get to me, but I am not you, so it is off the fucking wall. Corsi says, Off the wall. Donald says, They know that and they know that I know that they know and that you don’t know. You don’t know anything. You never knew anything. Corsi says, No. Donald says, Listen to what I’m saying, okay. You know nothing. You’ve got it all in your cerebellum cortextural. You are a very smart guy and you just figured it out, right? You knew what they had because you figured it the fuck out because that’s what you do, like what’s his face, Nostradanus. And now, look, you’re like Manafort, okay, who I barely even know, you’re like Manafort, an old man suffering from early dementia — how can you remember some off-hand email or note or whatever from more than two years ago? You’re not Mister Memory for Christ’s sake. You don’t know where you put your keys or what your wife’s name is or if you have a wife. I sure as hell don’t know. Corsi says, No. Donald says, What did we tell you during training? You remember? Of course you don’t, you don’t remember nothing. First up, we told you you don’t remember. You just don’t remember. You dig at facts and once you get the facts you need, you tie them together. You’re not like the Witch Hunt, which makes up whatever it wants to make up and then fits it around me or whatever like an old sock that somebody took off and threw away because they didn’t like the way it smells, and I’m a germaphobe, right, believe me. It’s a disgrace. You figured out about Cruz, the father, and Oswald, right? You figured out about the third gunman, right? You figured out about the Kenyan and the forgery and the lying Navy guy and the phony medals, okay, like, and about Hitler and where he is. Can’t forget old Adoph. Are you sure you even know Roger? Are you really sure, because Roger says you just kept sending him messages, that he barely knew you. Roger says you told him when the Wikileaks was gonna drop the emails on Podesta. You just sent Roger an email out of the blue, saying the barrel was gonna be empty and waiting for Podesta in October. And Roger just kept humoring you. Now you’re letting yourself get played by the Witch Hunt. And you’re saying you played the Witch Hunt. Good. That’s good. Playing the players, who worship McCarthy, by the way. McCarthy and money and illegal. They love illegal. Look, they think you’re some kind of moron. They don’t get it. They don’t get it at all. They are just out there, swinging their dicks at the bushes looking for a crime, just an angry crowd looking for a bird. Sit tight. You sit tight and we will be there to catch you when you fall and make sure that you don’t hit the ground. Don’t forget to burn your phone. Donald ends the call.
— Thursday, Nov. 29, 2018