CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, March 28, 2019)
CALEXICO, Calif. — The Times guy looks at the menu sign and says, Hmm. I’ll have the Sriracha Curly Fry Burger Munchie Meal, and, hmm, a Coke. The Post guy says, Make it two. They head over to a table beneath the teevee and sit down to wait for their food. The Times guy says, Hannity’s gonna be on in a sec. It’s damn lucky this Jack in the Box’s got a teevee. We can dine in honor of the president. Sean comes on as their food arrives. He says Donald is on the phone. The Times guy says, The desk was right! A phoner with Donald! The Post guy says, Shhh! Donald is telling Sean about the millions of document pages, millions and millions of document pages, and after that, there was no collusion, there was no obstruction. It was such a ridiculous thing that happened. On the other hand, you know, you look at, how did this start? How did it start? You had dirty cops. You had people that are about FBI folks. Sean gets excited. He digs in with a fever. FISA abuse scandal, Bruce Ohr, Christopher Steele, Hillary, the Grassley-Graham memo, the phony dossier, Andrew McCabe, Carter Page, backdoor, campaign, spying. Donald says, They’ve all admitted it. Comey, who is a terrible guy, Comey and McCabe and Strzok and Page, the lover, Page, and all of these people, they’ve admitted in testimony that there was no crime. So they’d started an investigation based on no crime. I will say this, our new attorney general, Bill Barr, is a great gentleman. I’ve heard about him for years. He’s a great man. Had he been there initially, this all would not have happened because what has gone on there is just a disgrace to our country. The Times guy raises a curly fry at the teevee. Interesting, he says. The Post guy says, Yeah. Not bad. Could use some more salt. He salts his fry. Donald is now talking about treason. It was treason. It was really treason, he says. We’ll have to see how it all started. But I’m going to leave that to other people, including the attorney general, and others, to make a determination. But it’s very, very important for our country to know, because in 50 years from now, and 100 years from now, if someone tries the same thing, they have to know that the penalty will be very, very great, if and when they get caught. Trump fought back. Trump won. The losers lost. Sean says, Treason. Donald says, Treason. Many, many people were hurt, incredibly hurt by this whole scam, just a scam. But it’s much worse than that. It’s at the highest level, and the importance is so — what it meant our country, it’s a very, very dark period, and I think maybe we are shedding a lot of light. We are going to come into a bright, beautiful, sunny day. And those 33,000 emails. No way. Lies. Schiff is a bad guy. He knew he was lying. CNN. So sanctimonious, and gets on and says, oh, we want to talk about Russia. He knew it was a lie and he would get into the back room with his friends and the Democrat Party, and they would laugh like hell at what they were doing. It’s a disgrace. And he knew it was a lie. And therefore, in one way, you could say it’s a crime what he did, because he was giving, I mean, horrible — making horrible statements that he knew were false, and frankly, I heard they should force them off the committee, or if the committee chair. He should be forced out of office. He is a disgrace to our country. And you have plenty of others. And we are going to show the American people, who deserve to know, the disgraces, all of them, and there are a lot, Sean, a lot of American disgraces.
— Thursday, March 28, 2019