CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, June 4, 2020)
WASHINGTON – The room is close and officials gathered around Donald are grim-faced and perspiring heavily. Donald says, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! DOMINATE! Baby Doll comes into the room dressed in her tall faux leather stockings with the silver buckles that jangle as she bounces past Gen. Milley. Milley is wearing camo fatigues, his usual bunkerwear. Baby Doll comes up to Donald and plops down on his lap. Oh Daddy, Daddy, she says. All these dark people are outside, can’t you do something? Donald says, LAW & ORDER! Baby Doll says, You are so strong, Daddy. You walked all the way to that smelly church. Donald says, True! Hope says, That was one of his greatest moments, Churchill could not have done it with greater strength. Donald says, Very powerfully! Baby Doll snuggles in. She says, The Times says you’re threatening people with troops! Donald says, The Fake Newspaper! Baby Doll says, Well, they’re your troops, you can do whatever you want with them. Hope says, The president says that it is all a hoax. The Biden campaign is working with China and elements of the Thug Underground to bring down Trump. She puts her hand on Donald’s shoulder. Donald says, Joe China. #BeijingBiden. An aide from the Defense Department attempts to say something to Donald. Hope blocks him. She grabs the aide’s scrotum and squeezes. Hope says, Take this to your boss. The defense aide grabs his crotch and backs away. Donald says, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Hope says to Baby Doll, Hit him on the back! Baby Doll does as directed. Donald says, Interesting! Hope says, Okay everybody, it’s meditation time. Everyone is going to have to leave and give the president time to concentrate and gather his thoughts for the long haul. Let’s go everybody. Donald looks on. Aides file out. Donald says, Section 230! Unfair! This Witch Hunt should never have begun! Nasty! Caught! YES! NO! Disgraceful! – Thursday, June 4, 2020