CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, June 27, 2019)
ABOVE THE PACIFIC — Donald remains behind the closed door of the Teevee Lounge on Airforce One. Stephen, in the swivel seat next to him, says, How can anyone watch this? Why would anyone waste time watching these people? Donald says, Do the tivo again and let’s get some faces. Gimme the thing. Donald takes the remote and begins the debate over again. Donald says, There! There! That’s Pocahontas! There she is! Where’s her feather? What about her tom-tom? What? No healing dance? Ha ha ha. And look at that, next to her is the Irish guy from Texas who claims he’s a Latina. Stephen says, Latino. Donald says, What’s that gibberish he’s spouting? Doesn’t he know what country he’s in? Stephen says, It’s unbelievable. Donald says, And on the other side of Pocahontas is the black guy from New Jersey, the one with the bug eyes. Look at that! How’d you like to see that coming in the window of your den? The Second Amendment people would deal with it. Stephen says, These people are all illegals. Plus you’ve got one of the Castro brothers. Donald says, These Castros are communists. They are illegal. We’re gonna sink their whole fucking island, except for Havana. Not Havana. We’re gonna need some casino strips in Havana. Stephen says, And we should keep Guantanamo. Donald says, It’s ours. Great place. Important place. Good place for these people up here on the stage. Guantanamo, Home for Loosers. And what’s with this fat guy from New York? He says he’s got his own black? Not one of mine, some other black? In his fucking family? Who is this guy? Stephen says, We’ll investigate. Donald says, Who’s that woman? The chubby one? Stephen says, I don’t know. Donald says, Not my type, for sure. And these other people. Who are they? Stephen says, A lot of them are illegal. A lot of them should be scrutinized. Donald says, All of them are boring. BORING! I am here. They think they can tear me down but I am here. I am bigger than they will ever be. And tomorrow, nobody’s gonna even remember these people. Who are they? Where’d they come from? Nobody knows. A guy asked me on the way here. A tough guy, older man. He says, Sir, who are they? He had the tears, the whole bit. I said, I don’t know but we’re gonna find out. A lot of them voted against the health care. Stephen says, It’s a disgrace and disgusting. Donald says, Ok. we’re coming to the part where they lose the feed and the screen goes black. Hey, is that the black guy’s eyes in the dark? Ha ha ha ha. Loosers! – Thursday, June 27, 2019