CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, June 18, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Social distancing, Stevie, social distancing, they don’t care about it when the anarchists and terrorists are rioting and tearing all the stuff, you know, that’s built, when they tear all of that apart, like great apes, like the King Kong, they don’t care about that in those types of situations. Stephen, sitting in the front room of the Executive Lounge, says, They are traitors. Absolutely. Donald, heaves himself up from the recliner, cinches his wrapper, and looks around. Where’s the Chinese, he says. We got the Chinese, which Xi understands, by the way, we have got the Chinese perfectly. Donald kicks away some wet debris by the side of the recliner. His slipper comes off and his foot squishes hard. He sees the takeout box beneath some bags under Stephen’s chair. Hey, pass the box over, okay. Stephen, who’s been staring at the paused teevee screen looks down on the floor, picks up the box, and hands it to Donald. The box is so soggy that the bottom rips and the lo mein inside falls to the floor. Shit! Donald says. I wanted that. Stephen scoops the lo mein into an old coke cup and hands it to Donald. He eats. Donald says, Law and Order. Stephen says, Absolutely. What’s that smell? Donald says, Nothing. It’s behind the polycarb shield in the back. No problem. Stephen says, I thought the shield was air tight. Donald says, It is. Stephen says, Good. Donald is silent a moment, staring at the paused video of a Mobile rally from 2015. He says, That is one of the great ones, Steverino, one of the very greats. Tulsa’s gonna be great, one of the greatest, perhaps the greatest ever, even with the Obama virus still out there. We are stronger than that though. I understand temperatures are going to be taken. I understand people that go, they’re signing a waiver. I understand that masks will be worn by people, and even distributed, I think I read somewhere. Maybe you should change the name of the rally and call it a protest, and maybe they will say it’s OK then. The protests — I mean, the protesters and anarchists and terrorists and looters and all of the people that were marching on various locations over the last couple of weeks, that’s died down. They have lost some energy. That’s good, but — because many of them don’t even know what they’re protesting, frankly. But you look at that, and they were right on top of each other, large numbers, pretty large numbers. And they were right on top of each other. And nobody complained. When you look at fake CNN, it’s total fake. It’s a fake news operation. And it’s really like an extension of the Democrat Party. And then you look at MSDNC, which is DNC, Democrat National Committee, and you look at it, and you see the way they talk. They never mention that. They don’t talk about it. This is all you hear about Oklahoma, what we’re doing. We will be in Tulsa. You have a great mayor and you have a great governor, Governor Stitt. I spoke to him yesterday. They’re so excited about it, that you have no idea. And we have had so many sign-ups. We got over a million, two million. More people will be at the rally than live in Oklahoma, the state, the state of Oklahoma. Biggest in history. And I told Pompster, I said, The people are gonna be hungry. They’re gonna have energy. They’re gonna be wild. They’re gonna want flesh. And I said, We can handle that, we can do that. We’re gonna feed em Bolton, they’ll pick Bolton clean, right down to the bones and they’ll take his head, what they call the skull, and they’ll take it and put it on a pike, which is a stick, a stick with a sharp end, like a spear, a pike, and then they’ll stick it at the entrance of the BOK arena or maybe the entrance to Tulsa, and it will be a warning, a warning Stevie, and we won’t have to listen to that dope anymore. Thursday, June 18, 2020