CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, July 16, 2020)
WASHINGTON – We are like a rocket, says Donald, speaking on the cell with Jare. We are mighty, like, you know, mighty like the giant oak blasting everything, okay, everything in its path. The radical Dems don’t know what to do, they are stumbling around like the three blind mice, who can’t see anything led by the blind man who doesn’t know his own name or where he is. So you gotta get rid of Brad who is holding back, he is holding us back. He has taken our beautiful rally in Tulsa and done nothing, nothing. He has not used our fantastic poll numbers, which are greater than history, the greatest, he has not wiped out this moron Fauci, who is part of the thug gang who have been trying to take us down since before we were even here. I gotta get Peter to say what needs to be said? I gotta get Peter to speak the truth? Where the fuck has Brad been? Where? Plus my campaign is run by a guy named Brad? He should have moved on Fauci right away. But no. I gotta get Joey from AC down here to do the job? It’s not right. Joey’s got other work to do. Jare says, Dad, don’t worry. I’ll take care of Brad. It’s unacceptable that you have the highest approval ratings in the history of the Republican Party and Brad is twiddling his thumbs. Donald says, What has he been doing with all the money I paid him? For what? What has he been paid to do? The Dems are still around. Biden and Obama are still running. What is he good for? What? We are going to blow out this election. The asshole doesn’t need to do anything in 2020. Bring in Stepien to manage it because this one should be a lot easier than the other one, which I had to pull out by going to the people, who love me, can’t get enough, which I saw from the perspective of the advantageous view, you know. It was a great thing I did. So ditch Brad, he may have heard something, and we’ll go with Stepien who doesn’t know anything either but I will show him how easy it’s going to be as our poll numbers are rising fast, the economy is getting better, vaccines and therapeutics will soon be on the way, and Americans want safe streets and communities! Plus Stepien is cheaper too. Jare says, Dad, I am on my way. Donald says, I want, first thing, the beautiful boaters. I want them polled. No masks. They have these beautiful flags for Trump which they fly in the wind as they cut over the waves, a beautiful thing. I want them polled. Nothing will crush Biden and his radicals like losing and losing big in the poll of the beautiful boaters and their beautiful Trump flags, waving like Old Glory, except they are Trump, flags for Trump. A flag for Trump is a beautiful thing and the beautiful boaters run it up their poles and fly it. It is a beautiful sight that will inspire the country. – July 16, 2020