CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, January 16, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Daddy, daddy, I wasn’t involved was I? Donald looks away. No, Baby Doll, he says. My Baby Doll had nothing to do with anything. You keep working on the Chinese and Indonesian franchises. That’s the most important thing Daddy’s Baby Doll can do! Come here, Sugar. Give your Daddy a great big hug and a kiss. Donald embraces his Baby Doll. He whispers in her ear. Don’t you think Jare can find a way to deal with all this nonsense? The scam, the hoax, and now all the lies coming from the filthy mouth of this onion-drenched Russian? Maybe he could talk to Barbara. She may have some thoughts. They say her brother died of a heart attack in DR. Very hush hush. Very mysterious. Tell Jare to get ahold of her. Baby Doll, now sitting on Daddy’s lap, tousles his hair. Oh Daddy, she says, her fingers drawing circles around the circles around his eyes, Oh Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, I love you so much! They embrace again. Donald says, Your tits are still great, sweetheart! Now scoot! Baby Doll hops off his lap. He pats her behind and she exits the Executive Lounge. Donald shouts, Hector! Hector! Come here! Hector unplugs and edges along the walls, where the way is not blocked by the rising mounds of debris in the rest of the suite. Squeaks come from an area near the fridge. Hector ignores them and finally stands passively in front of Donald. Donald says, I can’t trust anybody but you. Okay. I want a list of everybody we’ve missed. I want a list of everybody who hasn’t been involved with planning for the election, Okay. Everybody. Is there anyone we’ve left out? Because, you know, they’re going to be very important people. And get Mike in here. Somebody’s gotta do my toe. – Thursday, January 16, 2020