CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, February 28, 2019)
The hooded congregants silently file into the Great Hall at Trump Bedminster. They stand silently in front of their benches, looking straight forward as candles flicker atop prickets scattered about. Moments later a shadowy figure enters and stands before them, face hidden by his cowl.
He says: Let us pray. Who is this man?
The group responds in unison: A convicted felon.
What does he do?
He stabs in the back. He lies.
Why does he do it?
He is a sniveling coward.
What is his purpose?
He will stop at nothing to reduce his sentence.
Let us pray.
What is this man?
He is a career criminal liar. He is demonstrably unable to tell the truth.
He is a rat.
What is this man?
He is a rat.
What is this man?
He is a rat.
Let us pray.
What can be done?
Investigate the WITCH HUNT!
What can be done?
Investigate the perjurers, the liars, the abusers, the members of the Justice Department.
NO COLLUSION!
What can be done?
Investigate the Democrat Party, the Clinton mob, the racist Obama, the Tom Steyer, the Rosenberg, the Comey, the McCabe, the Pelosi, the Alexander Occasion Courts, the Schiff, the Nadler, the FBI, the California, the New York, the Philadelphia, the Chicago, the blacks, the Latins, the Muslims, the middle class, the poor, the hungry, the sick, the lame. the dead.
Let us pray.