CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, December 19, 2019)
NEW YORK – You know Brian, Doocer says, the president has pointed out that the witches in Salem got a lot more due process than he’s gotten. Killer, sitting forward on the couch and looking directly at the camera, says, Steve, the witches were given every opportunity to confess. It was only at the end of the trials, when the spectral testimony clinched it against them, that they were pressed to death. The president hasn’t even been able to see the dream testimony before this Star Chamber. No one has tied a large stone around the president’s neck and thrown him in the Potomac to see if he floats like a witch. No one! Ainse, crossing her right leg and entwining it with the left, says, Brian, Let’s be honest, after lengthy fair trials, the Salem witches were guilty, you know, they were tried and found guilty. There were the dreams, the voices, the visions. All pointed to guilty. This president is not guilty of anything other than serving the American people and creating a success unlike any success in history. He’s conjured up jobs. He’s defeated the dark forces. The Democrats, like the Japanese, don’t like that. Mike Kelly summed it up very well last night. A clip of Rep, Kelly runs: Today, December 18, 2019, is another date that will live in infamy. When just because you hate the president of the United States, and you can find no other reason other than the fact that you’re so blinded by your hate that you can’t see straight, that you decided the only way we can make sure this president doesn’t get elected again is to impeach him. Ainse says, The hatred for this president led to this sneak attack and carpet bombing of every American. It is outrageous. Day that will live in infamy. The sneak attack that has awakened the American people. Duplicity exposed, just as the Japanese were exposed as sneaks. In his gut, the president knew this was coming and he tried to warn the American people, Brian. Remember build the wall? The presidential gut is a wise and insightful gut. Doocer, anxious, rises from the couch and sits back down. He says, Yes, Ainsley, the Dems went after this president. They turned him from a quiet battleship on shore leave into a righteous fighter defending every last one of us. And Brian, this is a president who, by force of his great intellect, will sweep aside the dreams and spectral reveries, and lead the American people to the other side of the mountain of Dem bones. It is worse, as our friend Barry Loudermilk said last night on the floor of the House, speaking truth to terrible power and showing great courage. Let’s see the clip. A video of Barry runs. He says: Before you take this historic vote today, one week before Christmas, keep this in mind: When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this president in this process. Doocer sits back. He says, We know what happened after that. Ainsley nods. She says, Christmas in December. Doocer nods. Christmas, he says. And they’re waging war on that too. – Thursday, December 19, 2019