CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, August 29, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Donald and Stephen are having a working lunch in an office off the Oval. Stephen cuts a french fry with his knife and fork and looks at Donald. Stephen says, All Bill can talk about is soft. He says, Washington is soft. He says Mike is soft. He says we have to buckle down and deal. Stephen puts a french fry in his mouth, puts down his fork, and pats his mouth with a serviette. Donald says, There is nothing soft about what we are doing here. Look at what I did to O’Donnell. What a bozo. Fell for it completely. This is what makes what I am doing so great. First of all it is me. Then, once you have me, I get people to see what they think they want to see. Maybe it’s there and maybe it isn’t. I don’t know. Nobody knows. And I can sure as hell tell you O’Donnell doesn’t know. These people think you gotta talk about what you see. Next thing you know, the guy is reeling. What a looser. Then, look at this idiot, the governor’s brother, Fredo. Or is it Frodo? Stephen says, Fredo. Donald says, I got Kayleig, she says to him on the air, on the air, she says: He’s fighting for the people of Puerto Rico. She tells him. Just shut him down. Shut him down. Oh, yeah, he went on about Puerto Rico, but Kayleig said what needs to be said and that’s what people look for. They look for what needs to be said and then they hang onto it and they don’t care about any of the other shit. Stephen says, Bill says soft. We must consider that he is on to something. The base may be hungry. The base may want meat. The base may be prowling. Donald says, We are about to roll out all kinds of programs and policies. We got the capital ready. We’re gonna put the capital to use like its never been used before. Stephen says, I’m worried that it may not be enough. Bill is focused on soft like a laser. Donald says, Is he calling me soft? Let him come out and say it. Let him. Nobody calls me soft when I’m not soft. We got the China Ball Crusher about to roll out. We got the Brits on a Leather Leash about to drop. We got the Russian Roulette. We got it all. And our people see that. They see that because we let them see it and they think, nobody’s done that before for me. Nobody ever done that. They will be looking at bodies everywhere and they’ll be bringing out their dead into the hot sun and the dusty streets. They’ll say, Where should I put this, Sir? Soft? You tell Bill that he hasn’t seen a god damn thing yet. Not a single fucking thing. Pass the fucking fries, they should be good and cold by now. Thursday, August 29, 2019