CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, March 1, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Donald crosses his arms over his chest. He says to Mike, We’re going with Ratcliffe, okay, he is a guy who has done it all, and Mitch is gonna help out, and Lindsey. I want you out there talking it up. Mike says, Sire, I will speak with Mother and our pastor and they will convey your wishes to the faith community and all the others in the desert. The faith people are ready. Donald says, They should be excited. Here is a guy, a big guy, who is so qualified, you wouldn’t believe it. He took the ragheads and the dopers from Mexico, the M13ers, they were raping, and pouring in. He took them all. Mike says, Most Magnificent, there is no question about his qualifications. Mitch will embrace him, I am sure, and no ambulance will escape his reach. Donald says, He locked up every goddam terrorist in Texas and parts of Louisiana, the terrorists from the Arabs and the rug sweepers.. Every goddam one. Highness, says Mike, I can only say what you always say. Donald says, We’re going with a new guy at Homeland, too. His name is Brown. Mike says, Sire, your instincts are forever. Donald says, He is going to come onboard your operation with the corona. Mike says, As you wish, Majesty. We can always use an extra head with a thinking cap. Donald says, We are going to crush the Fake News™, as you know, with their panties in a bunch because of the dead woman in Washington, who actually was not in Washington, and was not a woman. They are so stupid, strongly stupid, more stupid than the Dems with their Sleepy Joes. Now Hunter, who is so dishonest, such a liar, completely dishonest, a walking scam, is out painting houses and the Fake News™ turns him into some kind of Rembrandt. Let them go cover the corona and what we are doing to keep the American People Safe. Put Brown in charge of your daily ops, let him run the show and the caravans of the Fake News,™ who are like the caravans we had a couple of years ago, but these are internal caravans, with the guessing and the stupid comments, which they think are smart, but really are not, not smart. Mike says, Caravans of the mind, Sire? Donald looks at Mike, and frowns. He says, Just go get Brown and put him in California and see what happens. You may leave. Mike scrambles to his feet and backs through the door. – Sunday, March 1, 2020