CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, July 28, 2019)
BENEATH THE CENTRAL PLAINS – Far below fields of stunted corn, protected against Super-Hail by a state-of-the-art new magnesium dome designed by Frank Gehry to withstand the most profound geological dislocations – as well as increasingly dramatic atmospheric disturbances – the Dark Ones sit in the Library of Licentious Logic, examining the pages of one of the precious copies of John Cleland’s Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure in the collection of the elder brother. My brother, says the younger, I much prefer the Cruikshank to these Morland mezzotints, although this depiction of Fanny and Phoebe during their stirring bedroom scene is executed with boldness and verve. The placement of the hands on the private parts is so suggestive and enticing. The elder says, Indeed, my brother. I believe as you. We have come a long way from the gentle exploration of the chapel of ease to the Gambler Showman’s thuggish grabbing by the pussy. The younger turns the leaf. Ah! he says. Here we have stout Mrs. Brown and her grenadier, and see behind the window is Fanny. What may she be up to herself? Ha ha ha! The elder looks at the engraving. He says, Erotic activity in the time of the Gambler Showman has become, once again, a criminal act. It is used as a cudgel. Mostly it is a mask for hiding the culture’s hatred and contempt for children, disguising it as concern. Oh, think of the children misused by the Lying Jezebel and her henchmen operating their odious Comet Ping Pong! Oh, the Gambler Showman will work with the taciturn prosecutor to save the children from the clutches of the Kenyan Usurper, the Jezebel, and the one they call Podesta! Oh the children must be saved my brother! But that is all a multilayered ruse, as you know. There is no conspiracy on the part of the Kenyan, as our exhaustive investigations have shown. There is no pedophile ring operating from the basement of Comet Ping Pong. Instead, we have the caging of children, their arrest, their demonization. They are lawbreakers. They are gang-members. They infest and infect. They are truants. They must be purged. They must be cauterized. Their breeding grounds must be defunded. I believe in the defunding and the wise guidance of the corporate elders, but it is being accomplished with a level of state intrusion I find odious. The vassal Amash is correct, I am sad to say. My brother, the Gambler Showman is also involved with the Eerie Pederast. Rape of children has been mentioned. Binding. Black leather on dark islands. This is the kind of thing Father spoke of with disgust as soon as the checks cleared from the German vassals. The younger brother falls into silence as he gazes on the delighted Mrs. Brown and her vigorous grenadier. Turn the page, he finally says, I wish to see the Nosegay boy as he frolics with the happily willing Fanny. – Sunday, July 28, 2019