CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, July 26, 2020)
BEDMINSTER NJ – Ron, Regis is no more. No more. Donald’s caddy climbs off the back of his cart, picks up Donald’s ball from the rough, and drops another on the green. Here it is, Sir. I found it, next to the hole! Donald shouts, Shut up! I’m on the phone with the governor of Florida, a very, very important state. So shut up. Sorry Ron. So they took Regis from me. Yeah. I remember when I got Regis his first big break. Ron says, Regis owed everything to you, I think, isn’t that true? Donald says, Yes, yes it is. More than everything. He blew Steve Allen. Most people don’t know that Steve Allen was weak. Just a baby. So was Carson. Carson got fleeced by all his fucking wives, six, seven wives. Took him to the cleaners. That’s because he didn’t dominate. He didn’t have good lawyers. Regis blew Carson too. I had to open some doors. People were very reluctant. Great guy, I said. So yeah, I made Regis, who was one of the greats, you have to agree, one of the greats, am I right, and he was grateful, he kept telling me to run for president. He’d say, Sir, run for president, and I’d say back to him, Let me think about that. So eventually I did, as you know. I’m not saying I’m president because of Regis, I’m president because of me. But Regis saw it, he saw the future, one of the greats, one of the greats. He had one flaw, I wanted him in the administration as minister of culture, which every great administration should have, a minister of culture, some call it a chamber of culture, which would still have a minister of culture, you know, but I like ministry because it sounds right for my people, a minister should run a ministry. Chamber is good, too, maybe I like that. Regis wanted to do it, he’s a real people person, great insight, you know, he’s the first that suggested the virus started in China, he told me, and I said, I don’t think so, and it doesn’t matter anyway, it’s in China, nobody cares where it started. And he said, you should keep and eye on your own backyard. Great person, and so I remembered that when I decided to shut down China, I remembered because I have a great memory, which the doctors have confirmed with the person, woman, man, whatever, teevee, test, and Fauci was saying, No, no you don’t need to do that – no need. And I thought, you know, this whole virus thing, the virus, China, Trump, teevee, it is a made up story, it’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should’ve won. And it was Regis who got me thinking about all of that, which is an amazing powerful thing when you think about it, Ron. Hey Ron, it’s beautiful at Bedminster and my ball is right here, so, long story short, we’re pulling out of Jacksonville, Ron, as you know, which we didn’t have to do, but you completely dropped the ball, Ron, completely dropped it. – July 26, 2020