CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, July 21, 2019)
BENEATH THE DESERT – The heat is blistering and going up as Little Timmy, pup reporter, and the small strike force move through the tunnels of The Cyber. The Professor says, We must be very near the Kitchen. I can barely stand the heat. As the group turns a corner, they come upon what look like goose or ostrich eggs covering the soft, squishy tunnel floor. Beyond are two large swinging doors. The Professor says, This is it. Boris, genial triple agent, says, What are these eggs? Sarah, Timmy’s friend from the resistance potluck, says, Clearly they are incubating rumors. The autocrat no doubt has an endless supply. A large, yellowish egg to the right begins to shake. The shell cracks. A furry beaked head pokes out. It says, Peep. Peep. Gawk. Gawk. Garbage. Garbage. She is getting her orders from Osama bin Laden’s fourth son. She believes the American people are garbage. An egg next to it cracks. The head peaks out. Gawak! Disgusting1 So much garbage! The Squad believes the American people are garbage. You are all garbage. I love Osama. It’s all about the Benyamins. The head winks. A whole cluster of eggs cracks open and the creatures begin to chant, We are awoke. We are awoke. Send her back. Send her back. A white egg in the center cracks open and a figure emerges. It looks about and says, #Trump card #19 of 22 is…#Attained #Knowledge. A #successful 73yo #Businessman/@POTUS Look at the symbol of Jamshid #mythical #Shah of #Iran Jul18 is day… D Morning sun brings heat. Full moon coming. Undiscovered stars learned. Missions forward. #Q #QArmy #QNN #KAG #MAGA #QANon. The figure from the next egg emerges and says, The Deep State Obama administration let Epstein use an FAA tail number that matched a US military aircraft so he could evade detection while running an international child-rape dealership for the elite. #PainIsComing. Several more eggs crack open and chirping figures let loose with Don’t like this country? Don’t like what it gives you? Then leave. Leave. Love it. A large egg near the door opens up and a man emerges. He says, Something very interesting that hasn’t been written about occurred. Bob Mueller went into that meeting with Rod Rosenstein, and it was just three of them in the Oval Office, and Bob Mueller had a telephone, a cellphone. He left that cellphone in the Oval Office after the meeting. And it is now believed by many people that that cellphone was used to broadcast the meeting between the president, Rod Rosenstein, and Bob Mueller back to FBI headquarters, where they recorded the conversation with the president and sent it on to Moscow and Hillary’s agents. And the lovers. The floor of the Cyber is bubbling now beneath the eggs. The heat has ratcheted up. The water drips. Phragmites begins to push up through the hot sodden dirt. The creatures are feverishly repeating their messages. Another egg cracks: Trump’s Twitter is a laser pointer and you are being exposed with your stupid grandstanding, false morality, and LIES!! Who is #QAnon?? We’re here!! How is your husband doing, I mean your brother. How’s that marriage working out?? 91% DISAPPROVAL #greatawakening #WWG1WGA. Timmy says, I feel feverish. Boris says, Eet ees so hot! Sarah looks at the cracked eggs, with the figures now turning to ash, and says, I don’t think we’ve seen anything yet. – Sunday, July 21, 2019