CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, December 29, 2019)
MAR-A-LAGO — The man in the sunglasses walks up to Donald’s table and says, The package is in the men’s room. Several agents begin to move on him but Donald waves them away. Donald says, Alex is a good man. We are meeting. The agents back away and follow Donald discretely, waiting outside the men’s room. Alex kisses Donald on both cheeks and hands him a thick envelope. He says nothing. Donald takes out the folded sheaves of paper. He says, This is golden! So Biden, his kid, Kerry, Pelosi, her kid, and who’s this other guy? Alex says, That is Romney. His child, the children of all of them are now connected to Ukraine gas companies. Donald says, This is big stuff. Alex says, Very big. They arranged $65 million book deal for Comey using Bronfman money. Donald says, Trudeau must be in on it. Little double dealing fucker. Alex smiles. He says, in 1998, Pearson acquired the Macmillan name, following its purchase of the Simon & Schuster educational and professional group (which included various Macmillan properties). Holtzbrinck purchased it from them in 2001. Who owns Pearson? In 2013 in the US, Pearson merged its Penguin Books with German conglomerate Bertelsmann (Same as Canadian Penguin Books). The same Bronfman company that advanced the Obama’s $100 Million for their book deal. Donald says, This is big stuff. What about the pizza? Alex says, In a minute. McCabe is fired. In addition to his book deal, a go fund me page started up. His book deal came from by St. Martin’s Press. Can you guess who owns St. Martin’s Press? MacMillan Publishing Company — same publisher as James Comey-and Bronfman Company. See how this works? Donald says, Big big stuff. The people of this great country are paying to fund the corruption of the Deep State. And the pizza? Alex says, They try to pin the pizza ring on Epstein and Kevin Spacey. Now Ari Behn, the ex-husband of Princess Märtha Louise and Kevin Spacey accuser, has died in an apparent suicide. Donald says, What about Crooked? Alex says, Why is James Alefantis one of the richest guys in Washington? Donald says, It’s not from pizza. Alex says, No. All is in the Podesta emails we have provided. There is a knock on the door. An agent says, Is everything alright sir? Donald says, Yeah. Yeah. Everything’s fine. He turns to Alex. This is big, big stuff. Alex says, We have delivered. To your door. We would like payment now. Donald says, Payment? Alex says, Yes. Donald says, I don’t have the cash on me. This is a public restaurant. I don’t carry cash. Talk to Barr. He’ll take care of everything. Donald pockets the envelope and pushes out the men’s room door. – Sunday, December 29, 2019