CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, August 25, 2019)
BIARRITZ – I don’t like mutton, Donald says, but for you, it’s possible somebody may like mutton, I don’t know. We’ll see. Boris leans back, his porridge steaming. He says, You must take our mutton and our blood pudding. That’s the key. The bangers, too. Donald says, Oh, we like the bangers. I’ve always liked the bangers. I see em and I grab em. So here’s the deal, and it’s a great deal, you dump these Euro morons, very stupid people, and we will cover the difference and Our Great Country will be there. Boris says, We are going to need the deal. Donald says, We are willing to make the deal. We got some problems with the Fake News™. The Fake and Disgusting News, who are trying to bring us down along with everything else. We can bring Vlad into the deal. But the deal won’t work with all the extra shit the Euros forced down your throat. Boris says, The communists. Donald says, The communists. Yeah. And the ragheads and the people from the shithole countries. You gotta pull the health care. We are with you. You pull the health care on the shithole people, the sand jockeys, the radical left Jews, we are with you, there will be a really big trade deal. Boris says, We have to move our boats between New York and Boston. We can’t do that now. They are dead. We can’t have dead boats. Your people are with you? Donald says, You can’t move a boat with an anchor. You gotta get rid of the anchor. You know that better than anyone. Are my people with me? There is no difference. My people are me. My people have no choice. A lot of em think they have a choice, but they got no choice, because the ones who think they are gonna choose are enemies of the country, they are enemies, my enemies, and your enemies. They are cheering on the problems, but my people know how to take care of problems, as you know, you know all about that. Boris says, We don’t want the rag heads and all the others, so getting rid of the health care will push them out of their own accord. They’ll be Angela’s problem and the Macaroon’s problem. Donald says, You can’t trust frogs, that’s rule number one, can’t trust em. If he’s so hot on a union let him take care of the rag heads. Bibi agrees. I sent Joey over and he talked with Semion who has Vlad and Bibi. They are all behind this. And we’re gonna keep hammering on these squad people. My guys at CBP are on all of em. When the time’s right, and it won’t be long, they’re all going down. The boat’s leaving the station, so you need to get on board before there’s too much water. You don’t want to wait for the water. Boris says, This soumds like the kind of deal we can fully get behind. Donald says, Yeah, I thought you’d like it. But, you know, you got no choice either. We are your ticket and all you gotta do is punch it or go right down the toilet with the water. It’s simple, very easy. – Sunday, August 25, 2019