CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, October 12, 2019)
IN THE CYBER – The sky to the north is thick with Vweets – the new explosive tweet developed by Trump enthusiasts deep in the heartland and at satellite facilities east of the Danube. On impact they create massive craters, kicking up previously unimaginable mountains of mud and dirt and turning the landscape into a soft brown expanse of feculence. Little Timmy and the Professor’s small strike force stand at the edge of the Cyberian forest watching the drab and deadly slush seep southward. Boris, genial triple agent, now has Alt-Rudy tethered to a leafless tree, “for safety.” Alt-Rudy, his eyes protruding like over-ripe plums, is gurgling incoherently, Quaquaquaquaquaqua. Timmy says, What is the matter with him? The Professor, knocking his pipe on Alt-Rudy’s knee, says, Well, Timmy, he appears to be in a state of shock. No reflexes. This can happen during periods of extreme pressure. It’s the body’s defense. Alt-Rudy snaps up. Asshole, he shouts. You don’t know what you’re talking about! Idiot! I don’t have to listen to you. I have the State Department. I have countries all over the goddamn place! What do you have? Sarah, Timmy’s friend from the resistance pot luck, says, Looks to me like you’re tethered to a tree spouting nonsense. Alt-Rudy waves his cell phone. I have it all here, right here! I said they were afraid to go to the FBI because they had been turned down so often. And one of the central figures in it is a FBI agent who appears to be involved in the gathering of dirt, work with a particular company owned by George Soros that was collecting this information. That company is one of the companies where Biden’s bribery of Poroshenko. He got that case dismissed, people were ignoring that, that by having the case against AntAC dismissed, so it was all one piece, Biden, Soros, I have a list, in my hand a list, I can’t name all the men in the State Department who have been named as members the spy ring, I have here in my hand a list of 205 of them, and the reason I investigated it is, as his defense lawyer, it’s my job to show if there is an alternative explanation, I got it to the point, let me finish, I got it to the point of affidavits. I put them all online, and here’s one of them, here, here, here, here’s one of them, well, I know, I know nobody wants to, I know, I know, no, I know nobody wants to cover, no, no, no, no, no, put in, in order to tank the case and it is suspected, well may, maybe, maybe, I don’t know, and there are a lot of allegations about other areas in which he dropped cases including against Soros, I did not do this on my own. I did it at the request of the State Department and I have all of the text messages to prove it. And I also have a thank you from them from doing a good job, so, I don’t know why the State Department is running away from me, no, I, I’m going to clarify, I, I think I clarified it, but I’m happy to say it again. – Saturday, October 12, 2019