CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, November 9, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald stands on the South Lawn about to board Marine One. A herd of reporters is restrained behind a rope. Mr. President… appropriate… lie…. extortion…. testimony! Only words and fragments are heard riding the breeze as the reporters franticly seek some presidential comment. Donald looks over and then ambles across the drive. He says to no one in particular, I gotta come over and see these people. They’re the fake news. A reporter shouts. All that can be heard is the word concern. Donald nods and says, I’m not concerned about anything. The testimony has all been fine. For the most part I never heard of these people. I have no idea who they are. They’re very fine people. You have some Never Trumpers. These people, nobody has any first-hand knowledge. There is no first-hand knowledge and all that matters is one thing, the transcript, and the transcript is perfect. More shouts from the reporters. Donald listens and plucks a word from the rising flock swirling in the sunlight. He says, The whistleblower? I call him the fake whistleblower. He gave a fake report of my phone call. When I released that call, all of a sudden everybody disappeared. The whistleblower disappeared. Whatever happened to the second whistleblower? Why isn’t the first whistleblower going to testify anymore? You know why? Because everything he wrote in that report almost was a lie. He made a phony phone call. My phone call was perfect. He made it sound bad. That’s why I had to release. Now there’s, so the whistleblower is a disgrace to our country, a disgrace. And the whistleblower, because of that, should be revealed, and his lawyer, who said the worst thing possible two years ago, he should be sued, and maybe for treason, maybe for treason, but he should be sued. His lawyer’s a disgrace, a disgrace. And then ask him this, ask them this: Where is the second whistleblower? Right. Where is the witness that gave the whistleblower the information? They all disappeared. Because Adam Schiff is a corrupt politician, he’s corrupt. He made up a speech and he put my voice in it. He made up the speech that had nothing to do with what I said. Adam Schiff is a corrupt politician that’s not giving us due process, not giving us lawyers, and despite all that, we’re kicking their ass. Every one of those people who testified is absolutely fine with me. You know what they’ve done? They’ve gone out of their way to find people who hate Donald Trump, President Trump the most. They put em up there and everybody’s been absolutely fine. You know, I don’t even know most of these people. Many of these people Ive never even heard of. Maybe Mike knows them. This Sunderlander? Never heard of him. So what Crooked Schiff does, he’s a corrupt politician. But what this corrupt politician does is he looks all over, tries to find people who don’t like Trump and he puts them up. But we are winning so big. My polls are the highest they’ve ever been. I’m leading in all the different states, every swing state, all of the states, across this great country, Idaho. The fundraising numbers just came in. They’re the highest in history. I don’t think anybody’s ever had them. And I’ll tell you what. We are winning so big. What I hate is when they put the head of the Never Trumpers on the stand. And ever those people were fine. People I never even heard of. And we’re winning with them too. It’s unheard of. – Saturday, November 9, 2019