CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, May 30, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Donald looks up at the portrait and says, You hear that? They’re not my blacks outside. No way. They’re Obama’s blacks, they’ve wrecked this country and now they want to wreck me. The portrait is silent. Donald says, You understand this, how they go after you like dogs. They are dogs. They are dogs. The portrait looks on and finally says, They’ll turn on you. That’s the lesson. They’ll stab you in the back. They’ll cut you off at the knees. Reagan couldn’t stand em. He told me he watched them on teevee, the African blacks, from the shithole countries, you know the ones. Donald says, Yeah, Dick, they’re still shitholes. Nixon’s portrait warms to the conversation. It says, So Ron says to me, this is on the phone, you know, the, uh, uh, the phone with the tape, so we’ve got it all on, on the tape. Ron says, To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes! Nixon’s portrait laughs. Donald laughs very hard. Nixon says, Cannibals! Ha ha ha. Donald laughs loudly and says, He said that? Nixon puts down the papers he’s holding in his right hand. He looks at Donald and says, Oh yes, yes he did. Monkeys he called em. Donald says, And they bitch about what I say. Nixon says, There’s been much worse said in this house. Much, much worse. You should talk to Lyndon. Donald says, You hear them outside? Nixon says, I hear them. I’d call out the guard. Crack a few heads. Shoot a few. That’ll get rid of the problem. Then get your commission set up. Take a look at the so-called systemic racism. Donald says, Wait a second, let me get Hector over here to take notes. Donald signals to Hector who silently pulls out a pad and pencil. Donald turns back to Nixon and says, Go ahead. Nixon says, Call out the guard. You might want to use the military. Say that. It’ll be a controversy by itself. Never forget, the presidency is not here to serve the blacks, yours or anybody else’s. Donald says, That’s not what they say. Nixon says, Sonuvabitch man. The presidency is here to use them. Rile em up if you want to get re-elected. Always a good strategy. Rile em up and then put em down, like sick cats. Blacks have been the most useful props in the president’s tool box. Treat em like they’re human beings and the liberals will cum on the spot, on the spot. Use their heroes against them and get em all excited like the chickens. Donald says, Explain, please. Nixon says, Quote King back at them. Donald says, What do you mean? Nixon says, All you gotta do is say, Remember what Malcolm said. Donald says, Who? Nixon says, Malcolm. Donald is puzzled. He says, So what did he say? Nixon says, The main thing you got to remember is that everything in the world is a hustle. Donald says, Obviously. But what did this Malcolm say? Nixon stares down at his successor with cold and steady eyes. He says, I don’t see any American dream; I see an American nightmare. He laughs as Donald looks up silently. – Saturday, May 30, 2020