CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, July 27, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald stands in front of the large map with the blinking lights. He adjusts his helmet and straightens his bandolier. Donald says, Listen up. He looks about War Room VII in the sub-basement of the White House where his aides and underlings are gathered. They all snap to attention. Donald takes out his pointer, points to the center of the map, and says, Operation Shithole was originally scheduled to begin here. Chicago is your basic shithole. It’s always been a shithole because a lot of the blacks moved there looking for a free job and now they got a shithole. Only blacks could live that way. Look at Jussie Smollett, who is one of the worst of the worst and Rahm. Many call him Razor Wire Rahm. High crime. Sanctuary. The crime spree is a terrible blight. When you look at what’s going on in Chicago. What the hell is going on in Chicago? What the hell is happening there? People shot in Chicago every three hours. Mercedes straightens her helmet. She says, Sir, we are not going to go into Chicago? Donald says, Good question. Very smart question. We’ll make an announcement on that, probably in a week or two. LA. LA’s a mess. Lots of blacks and Mexicans in the Watts. They love the illegals and built a tower to them. Crime. They all love the crime and shootings and the celebrities. I hear they want to knock down the wall, open up the border, and build the road right into Inglewood. That’s because they are afraid of burning down with all the wood. And they are so liberal they named the liberals after them, the Hollywood Liberals. They are a disgrace. Stephen says, A complete disgrace. Donald puts his pointer under his arm. Stephen says, They are whack jobs, I know. Donald says, There are more whack jobs in other places. Kellyanne says, Not New Jersey. I don’t think there are whack jobs in New Jersey, except maybe around the shore. Donald says, We’ll come back to that. No, we are not going to launch in Chicago or Los Angeles, not in El Paso, not in pretty-in-pink San Francisco, not in cutesy Philadelphia, not New York. That’s what they expect us to do, the people who want to defend the Shitholes. We are going to launch Operation Shithole right here. Donald slams his pointer on the opposite side of the country, away from San Francisco and LA. Mark says, Sir, forgive me, that’s in the ocean off Baltimore. Donald says, I know where it is. We have planned this out. We are going to cut the head off the snake. Right here. This is the beginning of the start of the shitholes’ end, it’s not the end. Because, you know what? Elijah Cummings has been a brutal bully, shouting and screaming at the great men & women of Border Patrol about conditions at the Southern Border, when actually his Baltimore district is FAR WORSE and more dangerous. His district is considered the Worst in the USA. It is the worst of the worst shitholes, which is why Cummings is black. As proven last week during a Congressional tour, the Border is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded. Cumming District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place. Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately! Okay? Operation Shithole begins right here, at the source. Any recovered money comes here too. Questions about jewelry, bullion, art by Jeff Koons, cryptocurrency — bring them to Kellyanne. Dismissed.– Saturday, July 27, 2019