CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, February 9, 2019)
Important Notice!
To our readers:
Thanks to the generosity of our colleagues at AMI, the staff of CSI: American Carnage has embarked on a planning retreat to study new opportunities and distribution methods. We will be venturing to Elyria, Ohio, focus of some of our most innovative past reporting, and, of course, we will be visiting the now-demolished Safe House on Russia Road, site of so many important milestones. During this exciting time, posting will be sporadic. But when we emerge from the intense planning vortex, we will be able to distribute with authority. We want to assure readers that any COLLUSION! that comes to light at this time will be monitored and quarantined for later diagnosis and disposal in the appropriate waste-treatment facility. The Editors
— Saturday, Feb. 9, 2019