CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, February 29, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Donald, relaxing on the recliner, says, Stevie, this CDC, which wants to control the disease, you know, but all you have to do is wash your hands, washing them is the way, and as you know, I know. Stephen sitting in the Queen Anne, says, Absolutely. A crash comes from the rear of the Executive Lounge. Donald says, It’s just the mold we’re working on. We tested it on some Dems. Ha ha ha. Innovation, Stevie. Turn opportunity into a mole hill. Stephen says, There is no question about that. Donald grabs some chips from under the table. He says, The radical left Democrats are trying to burn it all down. They have spent the last three years and I can even go further than that. Like four years, or, really, 11 years, 3 years since the election, but we go before the election, so that opens up years of working to erase ballots and overthrow democracy. Stephen says, You exposed them. Their corruption, and you defeated their sinister schemes. Donald says, Let’s see what happens. Let’s watch. Very dishonest people. Now they’re politicizing the coronavirus. You know. The corona – they’re politicizing it. We did one of the great jobs! You say, How’s, President Trump doing? They go, Not good. They have no clue. They don’t have any clue. They can’t even count their votes in Iowa. They can’t even get, one of my people, not one of my blacks, but one of the other ones, came up to me and said, Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia. Russia. Russia. That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was not a perfect conversation. They tried everything, they tried it over and over. They’ve been doing it since we got in. It’s all turning. They lost. It’s all turning. Think of it, Stevie, think of it, and this is their new hoax. But you know we did something that’s been pretty amazing. We have 15 people in this massive country and — because of the fact that we went early, we went early — we could have had a lot more than that. We’re doing great. Our country is doing so great. We are so unified. The Republican Party has never, ever been unified like it is now. There has never been a movement in the history of our country like we have now. Never been so, a statistic that we want to talk about, go ahead, say it, it’s okay, say it Stevie. Stephen stands and says, USA. Donald says, That’s okay, but it’s more like a snarling shout, you’re more of a mutter, do the snarl. Stephen says, USA. Donald says, Repeat it. Curl your lip a little, you know. Stephen says, USA. Donald says, Again. Stephen says, USA. Donald says, Better. Better. USA. You know, it could be 27, it could be 100,000, and they all think they’re not gonna die. What a bunch of loosers. – Saturday, February 29, 2020