CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, December 29, 2018)
The hooded figures enter the cathedral, a long line shuffling into pews. In the apse, stands the priest. He lifts his head.
Let us pray.
He chants, They say there is Collusion.
The congregants respond, No Collusion.
Who is Colluding?
The Obstructionist Democrats.
They say there will be no Wall.
Build the Wall.
And if they resist?
Build the Wall.
And if the Wall is not built?
Build the Wall.
Let us pray.
Who is pouring into our homeland?
Thugs and rapists.
Why are they pouring in?
The Obstructionist Democrats.
How can we stop them?
Build the Wall.
Let us pray.
What do we loose without the Wall?
We loose $75 billion in profit.
How can we gain the profit?
Build the Wall.
And if the Obstructionist Democrats refuse to pay?
Close the Border.
And if the Border is closed, what will we gain?
Our American Industry.
What do we prevent?
The New Caravan.
And who will protect our American Industry?
Our American Troops.
Who is taking advantage?
Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador
What can we do?
Send our American Troops.
Who are the suckers?
They are the suckers.
— Saturday, Dec. 29, 2018