CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, April 25, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Just look in the mirror, sir, look in the mirror and ingest the power of your own image, the Good Doctor says to Donald. Ingest, breathe in, and fill yourself with the knowledge that you are the most powerful agent for the deliverance of your people. Donald looks in the mirror in the bathroom of the Oval conference room. His body swells and the folds of fat round out like a smooth vinyl ball. Donald says, It’s Alex what’s his name. He began this with all the fucking vaping shit. I never wanted to do that. The Good Doctor says, Of course not. You are bigger than that. You are destined for the ages. Donald says, These are just vicious attacks. The disinfectant is real, it’s a real thing, and if you can put it into the vape, then you can put it into the lungs and clear this whole thing up. Jeffress says the Bishop is a fine man, Paula too, and his church is a font or maybe a fount. So why couldn’t you vape it? The Bishop says it’s a wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body, a lot of the bad stuff, a lot – the virus, Alzheimer’s, autism, AIDS, the brain cancer, muscular sclerosis, gout, ague, catarrh, biliousness, black dog, and dengue fever. That’s what the Bishop tells me, and I told him that he should infuse his vape with the chlorine dioxide, which he’s shown can completely rid the body of the Chinese virus, just wipe it out. Put it in the vape and sweeten it up with some cherry. The Good Doctor says, And what is the Bishop’s business address? Donald says, It’s the Genesis II Church of Health & Healing, Florida, America. The Good Doctor says, We need that kind of bold innovation, that’s what you’ve unleashed, the kind of innovation that leads to increased manliness and manly imagination. Donald says, The Bishop told me about one of our beloved seniors, 90 years old, nobody could believe it. He had the corona, on oxygen, everyone in his family had it, I think it was many people, a lot of people, and they gave him a water jug with the Bishop’s miracle droplets, which he sipped every five minutes, but not for 10 minutes. The Good Doctor says, Don’t sip for 10 minutes? Donald says, Not 10 minutes past the five minutes. The Good Doctor says, So not five minutes, 10 minutes? Or is it 15 minutes? Donald says, No. no. Five minutes but not 10 minutes. Not past the 10 minutes. The Good Doctor says, five minutes and then 1o minutes, but not 15 minutes. Okay. Donald says, After half an hour the five minutes was extended to 30 minutes. The Good Doctor says, And the 10 minutes? Donald says, The 10 minutes? Nothing about the 10 minutes, it’s half and hour now. The Good Doctor says, The five minutes became 30 minutes, alright. Donald says, No the five minutes stays five minutes, the 30 minutes is something completely different. But the vape could be more direct because it goes right to the lung where the virus hides. The Good Doctor says, Interesting. So no five minutes. Interesting. And it could also be injected, I imagine, if it suspends in water. We could expand its use, you know, rebalance the body’s humors, employ it in trepanning, creating a new brain bath, that kind of thing. I wonder how it reacts with bile? Donald says, vaping is the way to go, and don’t list it as an additive, that’s what the Bishop says, I don’t say that. He does. – Saturday, April 25, 2020